1. When you see your ex with another girl.
2. When you can't deal with life anymore.
3. When he comes to meet your parents, dressed like a D-bag.
4. When he likes that bi*ch's selfie.
5. When you ask your neighbours to keep it down.
6. When your mum turns out the lights when you're sleeping.
7. When someone reveals the end of the novel you've been reading.
8. When you're trying to win the argument.
9. But he wins the argument.
10. When someone photobombs your picture.