Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Make a Snowman, Inspire All Our Winter Relationship Goals

Perfectionist and all round over-achiever Taylor Swift doesn't do things by halves. Not baking, not relationships, not friendships, and definitely not Christmas. She's kicked off her celebrations two days early - because why the heck not - by building a snowman. 

But this is not your run of the mill, everyday snowman comprised of a lumpy stump of snow that comes up to your knee. Oh, no. This is a Taylor Swift snowman. Meaning it's about six foot tall, perfectly formed, and even has the classic coal buttons, eyes, and mouth. She's a traditionalist, that Taylor Swift. 

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And just to make her snowman even more 'agh, you're annoyingly good at doing things' worthy, Taylor made it with her boyfriend, Calvin Harris. So snowman goals AND relationship goals, all in one. 

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God, we're single. And our hands are cold from sticking our hands in the freezer for ice - to make our tiny, crap snowman. Alone. 

Taylor's brother Austin helped out, too, because the Swift is so lovely, she'll include her family in all her Instagrammable festivities. 

T-Swizzle also shared a photo of her dad decorating the tree, complete with a teeny tiny house ornament. Even that tiny house ornament is probably filled with a tiny perfectly decorated tree. Everything Taylor does is perfection. Damnit. 

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We're fully expecting to see the Taj Mahal made out of gingerbread by this time tomorrow. Watch this (blank) space.