365 Things The Kardashians Did In 2015

It's happening. Or, more accurately, it already happened.

21 March, 2018

Here we all are again, another year living in the Kardashians' world over — let's all revel in the (their) memories, please. Below, an exhaustive remembrance of stuff the family the family got up to, because we're all viewing their lives three times over at this point — in real time online, a few days later in the tabloids, and a few months later still on KUWTK. What good fun.

JANUARY 2015

Jan 1st: Kendall posted a photo of herself basically walking on water (presumably she is actually walking along the shoreline somewhere), because what better way to start the year/illustrate where we're at with her family right now?Khloé's fountain had icicles.
Jan 2nd: Khloé's cover of Cosmopolitan UK debuted, and one of the cover lines read "when the other woman is his mom," so that feature's as juicy a read as Khloé's interview then.
Jan 3rd: And Kim previewed the cover of her epic (and also fully-nude) editorial in LOVE magazine.
Jan 4th: Kim and Kanye were UP ALL NIGHT... cleaning out Kim's closets. Her "whole wardrobe" was redone, Kim clarified, adding that she was so looking forward to the fashions 2015 would bring. They were epic.
Jan 5th: Kim and Khloé hacked into Rob's Instagram account and caused some mischief, those sneaky bitches!
Jan 6th: Khloé woke up at 4 a.m. for a workout and, meanwhile, some of us aren't even sure if that's a real time.Oh, and Kylie's ~first~ cover of Cosmopolitan debuted.

Jan 7th: Kim was searched by TSA agents while flying through LAX. She also flashed some butt crack.
Jan 8th: Kendall landed a Marc Jacobs fashion campaign, and it was pretty major even though her wig was a hot mess. Bonus: Kim's bestie Jonathan Cheban got into a sad/sassy Twitter fight.
Jan 9th: It's not a direct Kardashian happening, admittedly, but this emoji portrait of Kim is epic.
Jan 10th: Kim shared a first look at her cover of Australian Vogue. Kourtney ate some placenta pills, describing them as "life-changing."
Jan 11th: Kim showed up as the surprise guest/model at a masterclass hosted by her fave makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic (and probably got the great idea for their co-headlined masterclasses that followed). Kylie shared a makeup-free selfie.
Jan 12th: Kylie wore a "DUFF" t-shirt.
Jan 13th: Thanks to a pair of skinny white jeans, Khloé gave her cameltoe a special shoutout. Much love to Camille.
Jan 14th: InTouch Weekly ran with an awful transphobic story on Caitlyn (then still identifying publicly as Bruce) featuring a terrible photoshop job and the headline "Bruce's Story: My Life as a Woman." (The cover lines also touted a needless-to-say false rumor that Kylie was pregnant.)
Jan 15th: Kendall rode the bus.
Jan 16th: Kim and Kanye went on a double date with Beyoncé and Jay Z.
Jan 17th: Kendall RT'd a Harry Styles tweet about bucket hats.
Jan 18th: Kim went skiing and her friends made her wear a helmet even though she "wasn't happy about it." (She does acknowledge it's "more safe" than the helmet-free alternative, smudged forehead contouring be damned.)
Jan 19th: Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Kendall, and Kylie all took a "family first" photo with Caitlyn. And, just saying, if you rearrange the words "family first" you get... you know.
Jan 20th: THE FURKINI HAPPENED, styled and photographed by Kanye.

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Jan 21st: Kris presented an award at the British National Television Awards in London, and reportedly flubbed her lines a little bit.
Jan 22nd: Kendall got stuck in an elevator. Caitlyn had a helicopter-flying lesson.
Jan 23rd: Kendall landed a Karl Lagerfeld fashion campaign, alongside my forever bae Baptiste Giabiconi.
Jan 24th: Kanye received the "Visionary Award" at the 2015 BET Honors. An important note from his acceptance speech, which was very Kanye: "I just want to say my wife has dated broke black dudes, so it ain't got nothing to do with the money."
Jan 25th: Kanye refused to sign a photo of Kim on her wedding day for a fan, because, wait for it, it was a photo of Kim at her second wedding (to Kris Humphries) not her third.Kendall and Kris rode a ferris wheel.
Jan 26th: Khloé, Caitlyn, and Scott all went dune-buggy racing.
Jan 27th: Kendall walked in the Chanel haute couture show.And proud mom Kris, there to watch her, wore a pair of see-through pants.
Jan 28th: Kim took a #PublicBathroomSelfie; just imagine walking in there to pee and interrupting her shoot.
Jan 29th: Kanye released his "Only One" music video, featuring lil' Nori:

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Jan 30th: Kendall went to a Sam Smith concert, sang along to "Stay With Me" (badly).
Jan 31st: Kim and Kanye went on a double date with John Legend and Chrissy Teigen — to Waffle House.

FEBRUARY 2015

Feb 1st: Kim's wonderful T-Mobile Superbowl commercial aired during the big football-fest.

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Feb 2nd: Kim, Kanye, and Nori all went to the zoo.
Feb 3rd: Kim got to watch a private screening of Fifty Shades of Grey. She didn't invite Kendall, who was a little annoyed. Khloé had some important things to say about grapefruit.
Feb 4th: Nori played the piano. Kim gave "a pretty big wad of cash" to a homeless man.
Feb 5th: LOVE magazine released some very strange photos of Kendall, who's topless and showing off a big fake prosthetic butt.
Feb 6th: Kris went to a Gwen Stefani concert. Kim cut her hair.
Feb 7th: Caitlyn was in a serious car accident on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California, which left one person dead.
Feb 8th: Kim was shocked Beck won "Best Album" at the Grammys. She made a face. Kanye channeled his emotions rather differently...
Feb 9th: And then, after flying into NYC with Kim for New York Fashion Week, Kanye clarified his stance on Beck and the Grammys somewhat.
Feb 10th: Kim got photobombed by some delightful rando while taking a faux-spontaneous selfie promoting Kanye's Yeezy for Adidas designs.Kendall ate raw oatmeal.
Feb 11th: Kylie made an Instagram account for her dog Norman.
Feb 12th: Nori had a tantrum —a major tantrum, even — while sat front row at Kanye's fashion show. Anna Wintour was not impressed.(Kylie modeled in the show, let's not forget.)Oh ,and Drake released an album which featured lyrics calling out Tyga and Kylie, maybe (but also maybe not, see Dec, 24th).
Feb 13th: Someone sent Kourtney a pizza in the shape of a heart. This is how you do romance, people.
Feb 14th: Kanye "hand delivered" some of his Yeezy Boost sneakers to fans/buyers at a shoe store in New York.
Feb 15th: Kourtney went to go see Fifty Shades of Grey. She thinks Christian is "a perfect gentleman," just btw. Kanye performed during the Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary special, and had creepy blue contacts in.
Feb 16th: Khloé got in a messy harsh Twitter fight with Amber Rose on the subject of Kylie and Tyga's then-alleged relationship.
Feb 17th: Kylie was sick of people writing "LB" on her Instagram pictures, and Kourtney's all like, "Kylie, there's people that are dying" #firstworldproblems
Feb 18th: Kim shared a fun #TBT of her and Paris Hilton back in the day, yay Paris!
Feb 19th: Kanye got to meet "his fashion idol" Ralph Lauren backstage at the latter's NYFW show, and Ralph gently stroked Kanye's face. It looks blissful.
Feb 20th: Kim, Khloé, and Kylie went skiing.
Feb 21st: Kim, Khloé, Kylie, and Nori were all (almost) in a car accident in Montana after their vehicle skidded on ice. Kim said her prayers afterwards.
Feb 22nd: Following the announcement that she and Kylie would be designing a fashion line in partnership with the British fashion chain, Kendall sat front row at the Topshop show during London Fashion Week (next to her bestie Cara Delevingne). Models need a chance to rest their feet, y'all!
Feb 23rd: Some teens went batshit crazy for Kylie. It was funny, I think?Kourtney showed off her shoe closet.

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Feb 24th: Kylie closed the deal on her $2.7 million "starter home" in Calabalas, not that she could properly move out from mama Kris's place until after she'd turned 18.And also Lucky Charms sent her a special box of their cereal — it was just marshmallows.
Feb 25th: Kim licked Kanye's face.
Feb 26th: Kanye tweeted apologies to Beck, who he dissed at the Grammys, and Bruno Mars, who he "used to hate on" but now "really [respects] what he does as an artist." Kim and Kanye went shopping, got bored, took photos.
Feb 27th: Khloé shared a crazymazing before/after shot, and welcomed her "baby abs" into the world.
Feb 28th:Kim and Khloé hung out with Paula Abdul (!!) at Ryan Seacrest's birthday party. They also took some selfies in the bathroom, because Kim's gotta Kim.

MARCH 2015

Mar 1st: Kim covered Adweek magazine, with special pixelated "deal with it" sunglasses.
Mar 2nd: Kanye gave a forty minute-long speech at Oxford University.
Mar 3rd: Kanye performed a surprise concert at a club in London.
Mar 4th: Kim revealed a first look at her bleached blonde "platinum pimp" hairdo, which was quite a moment.
Mar 5th: Kendall was "NEARLY TRAMPLED" by the crowd of crazed fans/fashionistas outside the Balmain fashion show during Paris Fashion Week, TMZ reports. Take a look at their video and you'll see they're not exaggerating. (GQ later recounted the incident in a profile on Kendall, and yeah, messy.) Kris flirted with Jared Leto at a Balmain dinner post-show, and Jared was a bit intimidated, APPARENTLY.
Mar 6th: And in more unfortunate Parisian memories, Kendall was attacked by some girl desperate for a selfie. Kanye went to the Christian Dior show with Lorde, both were grumpy. And Kris went shopping, looking glam as fuck~~

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Mar 7th: Kylie got a new dog, Bambi. Kim's latex leggings were maj.
Mar 8th: Kim, Kanye, and Kris all attended the Givenchy show during Paris Fashion Week (a show in which Kendall walked, also), and Kim's lace-up jumpsuit was also maj.
Mar 9th: Kim captioned a blurry Instagram photo of her biting Kanye with the eggplant and vagina peach emojis, make of that what you will.
Mar 10th: Kim read Nori a bedtime story.
Mar 11th: Kim was insecure (because models).
Mar 12th: A Serbian pop star accused Kim of jacking her style.
Mar 13th: Kim and Kanye went to Taco Bell, because isn't that the sort of food you crave while out of town for Fashion Week?Sharing an Instagram photo of Kylie, Tyga wrote that "certain things catch your eye, but only few capture the heart." How sweet!
Mar 14th: Kourtney made a goldfish cracker-covered pizza, except then she was apparently too sketched out to eat it and ugh, I hate the thought of pizza wasted anywhere in the world.
Mar 15th: Scott got all kinds of messy in Atlantic City following a nightclub appearance, with TMZ reporting he was found "staggering around [his hotel's] lobby without his shoes at 8 a.m." and needed help to get back to his room. Perhaps unsurprisingly, he then missed his check-out time.0
Mar 16th: And then Scott checked into rehab. Kanye tweeted (in ALL CAPS) about Kendrick Lamar being an "INSPIRATION."
Mar 17th: With a pair of perfectly-synchronized tweets, Kendall and Kylie announced grand plans for their own mobile app , which we're still waiting for #staytuned.
Mar 18th: Nori rode her Frozen carry-on suitcase through an airport, because she is perfect. PERFECT. (TMZ later identifies this airport as Charles de Gaulle, suggesting Kim may have shared the Insta video a week after her, Kanye, and Nori left Paris following Fashion Week and basically throwing this whole timeline out of sync but urgh this video is too cute to ignore.)

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Mar 19th: Us Weekly retracted a story containing quotes Kendall allegedly gave a party reporter concerning Caitlyn's transition, after Kendall got all sorts of affronted (rightfully so) on Twitter and claimed the interview in question never happened.
Mar 20th: Khloé hosted a party at 1OAK in Las Vegas, and asked the crowd to buy her drinks, because she knew they would (probably).
Mar 21st: TMZ reported that Scott was bailing on his rehab program in Costa Rica early, the same day People magazine quoted Kourtney as saying, "I think the thing that's most important to me is just his commitment to working on himself."
Mar 22nd: Kim, Kanye, and Nori went to the beach. During an Instagram meltdown, Rob called Kim "the bitch from Gone Girl." I'm still here to argue that could be a compliment.
Mar 23rd: Kendall appeared in a Vogue editorial with Justin Bieber and Ansel Elgort, the "new Hollywood Brat Pack." There was a saucy shirtless photo of her and the Biebs.
Mar 24th: Kylie shut Blac Chyna DOWN, DOWN, DOWN on Instagram, even though the re-gifting her bae Tyga seems to indulge in is in rather poor taste.
Mar 25th: Kanye changed agents. Kanye also tweeted this, who even knows?

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Mar 26th: Calvin Klein announced Kendall as the new face of their "My Calvins" denim campaign. Her hair was wet.
Mar 27th: Kanye bought an e-commerce site.
Mar 28th: Kendall set up a super fun-looking slip & slide course. Also, that view.
Mar 29th: Nori went on an Easter egg hunt, and got her face painted (because Nori LOVES having her face painted).
Mar 30th: Kourtney made a pizza with Nutella and berries on it.
Mar 31st: Kylie wore double distressed denim. And Khloé wore her dressing gown.

APRIL 2015

Apr 1st: Kim went for an early morning jog.
Apr 2nd: Kourtney shared the first photo of her "little turtle dove angel baby boy" Reign Astor.

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Apr 3rd: Kim took a "Which Kardashian Sister Are You?" quiz and she actually got Kim, meaning that once, just once, the results for one of those dumb quizzes was accurate if not helpful, because of course Kim already knew who she was. Nori smelled the roses.
Apr 4th: Kendall went hiking with Jaden Smith, which I'm sure is a treat. Khloé did some squats.
Apr 5th: Kendall wore a crop top to Easter Sunday church service with the fam. Kylie deleted an Instagram photo after being accused of wearing blackface makeup.
Apr 6th: On the same day ABC confirmed Caitlyn's tell-all interview with Diane Sawyer (see Apr 24th), paparazzi photographers caught her wearing nail polish. Kylie "groped" Kendall on Snapchat.
Apr 7th: Kendall pushed Kylie over, and it was funny.
Apr 8th: Kourtney took a picture of some flamingos.Khloé had a vitamin party, then got sassy with folks criticizing her for it.
Apr 9th: As part of their visit to their ancestral homeland, Kim and Khloé met the Prime Minister of Armenia.
Apr 10th: T magazine released a fascinating profile on "the agony and the ecstasy" of Kanye. For the accompanying photoshoot, he went to a graveyard and stood on some peoples' graves, which is quite rude really.
Apr 11th: Kourtney watched Cinderella.
Apr 12th: Kendall got called out at Coachella, took it in good humor.Kanye jumped in a lake.
Apr 13th: Kim and Kanye had Nori baptized at a famed Armenian cathedral in Jerusalem, Israel.
Apr 14th: Kendall popped up for a hot second in a celeb-filled lip sync to Carly Rae Jepsen's classic "I Really Like You." This video also contains many a shirtless Bieber moment, FYI.
Apr 15th: Kendall covered GQ magazine, and there was underboob.
Apr 16th: Meanwhile Kylie covered Teen Vogue, and there were dreadlocks.
Apr 17th: Kylie wore this.

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Apr 18th: And then Kylie wore this.

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Apr 19th: Kourtney pumped.
Apr 20th: Kanye landed the cover of Paper magazine, but unfortunately did not follow his wife's lead in the nudey-cover stakes.
Apr 21st: A paparazzi photographer stood on Kim's dress as she made her way to a swanky TIME magazine party! Quelle horreur! Also Amy Schumer then fell over on purpose in front of her and Kanye on the party's red carpet.
Apr 22nd: Kris enjoyed #taconight with Miley Cyrus's folks Billy Ray and Tish.
Apr 23rd: Kris listed her infamous "Omish shit" dress on eBay, probably because of all the bad memories.
Apr 24th:Caitlyn confirmed her gender transition in a special 20/20 interview with Diane Sawyer. During the broadcast, Kris told Perez Hilton off on Twitter.
Apr 25th: Amid an outpouring of support from the Kardashian/Jenners following the big 20/20 reveal, Kim went to visit Caitlyn in person. Meanwhile, newly-released previews from a TODAY Show interview featured Kim saying the family were all in therapy to help process the transition.
Apr 26th: Kendall had freckles.
Apr 27th: Kourtney weighed 116 pounds.
Apr 28th:While out on an early morning walk with Nori, Kim found a baboon just hanging out in the middle of the road. (It turns out one of her neighbors runs an animal preservation center, and apparently walks their baboon on a leash every now and then, go figure. This explanation is actually stranger than the tweet which necessitated it.)
Apr 29th: Kendall got attacked by a drone, sort of.
Apr 30th: Kim and Kanye went out for sushi, and had to wait for a table like they were regular people. MY GOSH.

MAY 2015

May 1st: Kim spent two hours getting fitted for her Met Ball gown. It was time well spent. Caitlyn was sued by the children of Kim Howe, the woman killed in the February car crash involving both their (and other) vehicles.
May 2nd: Kourtney made avocado pudding.
May 3rd: Kanye confirmed his new album (btws, still waiting for that Kanye) would be titled SWISH. Amazing.
May 4th: Kim and J.Lo took quite the belfie — OK, Kanye took the photo, because of course he did — while together at the Met Gala.

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May 5th: Kim released Selfish, her coffee table selfie art book. Anti-fur protesters crashed one of her book signings.
May 6th: Kourtney's face was numb, and Khloé was mean about it.Kim served as a guest judge for an episode of Australia's Next Top Model. She set the contestants a "street style" challenge, and promised that the best dressed model would wait for it, get their photo FEATURED ON HER INSTAGRAM PAGE.
May 7th: And then, lol, Kim took the winning contestant's photo down after >24 hours and people got pissy.
May 8th: The New York Times profiled Kris, and it was fascinating. (The best part is Kris discussing her love of all things Costco but it's all very good.)
May 9th: Kim found all the selfies she took in Kris's car that one time when Khloé was being driven to jail — a moment immortalized in a forever-iconic KUWTK scene. She decided to re-release her selfie book Selfish with the set included.
May 10th: Kanye filled Kim's hotel ~~room~~ suite, thxvm, with flowers as a Mother's Day gift/gesture.
May 11th: Kanye received an honorary doctorate degree from the School of the Art Institute of Chicago.
May 12th: Kim signed a petition to help Gossip Girl actress Kelly Rutherford in her custody battle. It didn't work.
May 13th: Khloé's lip game was on point.
May 14th: Kim hung out with some "gamers" who play her Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app, and maybe even gifted them some K-Stars.
May 15th: Khloé showed off her Monopoly-inspired "Khlomoney" hand-painted Birkin. Let's just say you'd need to pass GO a bunch of times to be able to afford one in an actual game of Monopoly, and who even plays that anymore?!
May 16th: Kim went to a Kanye concert.
May 17th: Kendall and Kylie were booed while introducing Kanye's show-closing performance at the Billboard Music Awards.The KUWTK "About Bruce" special premiered on E!, showcasing the Kardashian/Jenner family's perspectives on Caitlyn's transition. Meanwhile, Scott, must you?

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May 18th: Kanye complained that he was "grossly over-censored" during the Billboard performance Kendall and Kylie had introduced the previous night. Kourtney took Mason and Penelope to a playground.
May 19th: Kendall was a grasshopper.
May 20th: And Kendall was on a boat.

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May 21st: Kanye went to McDonalds. And Kendall went to the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala at Cannes.
May 22nd: Khloé hosted another party at 1OAK in Las Vegas.
May 23rd: And then Khloé was hungover.
May 24th: Khloé stayed in a ridic hotel room which featured an aquarium in the walls.
May 25th: Kylie had some concerns about chemtrails.
May 26th: Khloé wore a burqa.
May 27th: Kim landed the cover of Vogue Brazil, shot back when she was uber blonde. Khloé met a monkey called Dior, who described as her "new best friend."
May 28th: Nori and Penelope went to their ballet class and it was just DELIGHTFUL. Seriously, Nori's expressions are too much (even if it's actually quite sad that a 2 year-old is already so clearly over the paparazzi). They spawned a meme, even!

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May 29th: Kanye gave a speech to graduates of the Los Angeles Trade Technical College, as part of his community service program following battery charges filed by a paparazzi photographer.
May 30th: Mashable had Doug the Pug recreate Kim's best selfies and omgosh it was perfect.
May 31st: Kendall covered Vogue China.

JUNE 2015

Jun 1st: Caitlyn covered Vanity Fair, introducing herself properly to the world. And Kim covered Glamour, revealing her second pregnancy no less, but yeah, still upstaged.
Jun 2nd: Kim had another latex dress moment while making an appearance for Hype energy drinks — Kim's work with Hype is always good fun, and let's remember that latex dresses in and of themselves are an achievement. She also ate Chipotle. The Daily Mail published photos of Scott looking "very hands on" with stylist Chloe Bartolli. Shit soon hit the Kardashian/Disick fan.
Jun 3rd: Rob had a mustache.
Jun 4th: Kanye went out for dinner.
Jun 5th: Kylie called out Chris Brown after he shared some transphobic nonsense on Instagram.
Jun 6th: A Canadian nightclub was forced to offer refunds after Scott reportedly arrived late, drunk, and belligerent — and refused to honor the meet and greet engagement he'd been booked for. Kourtney blocked some people on Instagram, so there.
Jun 7th: Kim and Kanye stopped by some lucky child's lemonade stand.
Jun 8th: Kourtney was not happy about the standard of food served in public schools. #fedup. Kim rented out the Staples Center for Kanye's birthday, and the party was "amazing."
Jun 9th: Kendall walked in an insane Turkish fashion show, and you have to see the pink coat look to believe it. Even then you might not believe it, tbqh.
Jun 10th: "Modern Muse" Kendall's first Estee Lauder ad debuted.
Jun 11th: Kanye did an interview with radio station Hot 97 in which he said he avoids carbs and described himself as "completely boring." That's probably a cause-and-effect situation, just saying!
Jun 12th: Nori wore some of Kanye's bling.

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Jun 13th: Kim celebrated my birthday by spelling fashion designer Giorgio Armani's name wrong. The folks running Armani's Twitter account got sassy in response. Kendall went out for lunch with Gigi Hadid (but not the Blair Witch, womp womp).
Jun 14th: Jamie Sangouthai, a close friend of Lamar and Khloé, died of a heroin overdose. Khloé tweeted her heartbroken condolences.
Jun 15th: Nori celebrated her birthday at Disneyland, and got Minnie Mouse's bow painted on her forehead.
Jun 16th: And Kim apologized for the typo mentioned above (see June 13th).
Jun 17th: NPR responded to a snobby barrage of criticism following Kim's appearance on the radio show Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!. While saying she wasn't "a great guest," the station's ombudsman argued she was "gracious" and held her own for the most part. Rob went to In'N'Out.
Jun 18th: Kendall got a TINY tattoo. Literally, it's a dot.
Jun 19th: Kylie attended the opening of a restaurant in Miami, and she had a lollipop.
Jun 20th: Kylie told a paparazzi photographer to "get the fuck out of [her] face," and tbh it was well-deserved.
Jun 21st: Caitlyn, Kim, Kanye, Nori, Khloé, Kendall, and some of Caitlyn's kids from her first two marriages all celebrated Father's Day together with some off-roading.
Jun 22nd: Kendall and Kanye shared a cover of Vogue Japan, alongside Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci and some of his other faves. Kendall had face jewelry.
Jun 23rd: Khloé and Kendall had a pizza party, the best kind of party there is tbh.
Jun 24th: A drunk woman flashed Kim, and tried to break into her hotel room (and at 4 a.m. no less).
Jun 25th: Kris borrowed one of Kim's bodysuits.
Jun 26th: Only a month after she'd first posted it, this photo of Kendall became the ~mOSt pOPuLaR~ Instagram photo ever shared.

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Jun 27th: Kanye headlined the Glastonbury music festival. It was the "craziest show ever," per Kim. Also, Kendall joined Taylor Swift onstage during a concert in London.
Jun 28th: Rob bailed on his 10 year high school reunion, so his friend sent Kim a picture of the letter he wrote himself back then (as he'd instructed in his absence). She said they'd read it together.
Jun 29th: Kylie moved into her new home (you know, the $2.7 million "starter" mansion).
Jun 30th: Kourtney deleted 200 emails, and clarified that "it feels amazing."

JULY 2015

Jul 1st: Kim landed the cover of Rolling Stone, offering precious insight into her "real world" and arguing she's much smarter than most people perceive her to be.

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Jul 2nd: Kim was suffering from morning sickness, and was also sick of ~the lies~
Jul 3rd: Kim would not let Nori out of the house in the outfit she'd picked out, which means now she knows how Kanye probably felt for a while pre-makeover (zing!)

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Jul 4th: Kylie danced to some Beyoncé music.
Jul 5th: Kris hung out with the Dalai Lama, nbd.
Jul 6th: Caitlyn saw a rainbow.
Jul 7th: Kim, Khloé, and Kourtney all worked out together in the rain.
Jul 8th: Kim, Kris, and Kourtney took Penelope and Nori to Disneyland for Penelope's birthday. Kourtney and Penelope both dressed up as Tinkerbell. Kendall landed a Calvin Klein underwear campaign, and there's sideboob.
Jul 9th: Caitlyn painted her nails. Madame Tussaud's in London revealed a selfie-taking Kim waxwork.
Jul 10th: Kendall and Kim went to go see Magic Mike XXL together.
Jul 11th: Kylie "splurged" on new shoes, including at least four new pairs of Louboutins.

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Jul 12th: After sharing another cornrows selfie, Kylie got into a Twitter détente with Amandla Stenberg.
Jul 13th: Kim's belly was ready to pop, apparently.
Jul 14th: Kourtney and Khloé worked out so hard that they almost threw up, and I'm totally there with them except, oh, wait, it's the mere thought of exercise that makes me sick, not the actual activity womp womp. (Cry for help here people, anyone, Khloé in particular — cast me on your makeover show pretty pls!)
Jul 15th: Caitlyn received the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the 2015 ESPYs, with a significant Kardashian/Jenner contingent present to support her.
Jul 16th: Kendall and Kylie featured in Balmain's sisterhood-themed campaign, looking like glossy glampires.
Jul 17th: Kim covered Vogue España, makeup-free.
Jul 18th: Kim used a great hashtag: #AirplaneSelfiesHaveTheBestLighting
Jul 19th: Nori ate a chocolate pancake, made a delightful mess of it.
Jul 20th: Kylie put on her party pants.
Jul 21st: Kim accidentally (read: on purpose) inserted herself into Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj's Twitter feud with an "I'mma let you finish..." tweet. She later edited her message, and denied even knowing what the dramz was all about. Khloé landed a talk show.
Jul 22nd: Kim wore one of Kanye's old T-shirts. A Givenchy one.
Jul 23rd: Khloé and Kendall licked some donuts (you know, a la Ariana Grande except without the ensuing scandal).
Jul 24th: Kourtney watched some Scooby Doo cartoons. On behalf of all of us, Kim asked Twitter if they could come up with an edit function; Twitter was like "sure thing Kim, on it!"
Jul 25th: Kim hosted a makeup masterclass with her contourer-in-chief Mario Dedivanovic. Tickets cost as much as $799.
Jul 26th: Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, and Kris all saw a performance of The Phantom of the Opera.
Jul 27th: Khloé's epic sexy Complex magazine cover debuted; in the accompanying interview she defended Kylie and Tyga's relationship in no uncertain terms, among other topics.
Jul 28th: Hype energy drinks released this insane (brilliant) short commercial "film" starring Kim as Marie Antoinette, among other characters.

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Jul 29th: Kim went to visit Kanye's design studio, took him some froyo. Khloé flew to Australia to launch the new Kardashian Kids collection there and, at the airport, someone gave her a big (really big) plushie giraffe.
Jul 30th: Kylie promoted a butt enhancement cream on Instagram, saying she "started seeing results after only a month of consistent use." So there you go.
Jul 31st: Khloé rode in a hot air balloon.

AUGUST 2015

Aug 1st: Scott went to a wedding without Kourtney and his +1 place setting just said "Scott Disick guest" and he was sad.
Aug 2nd: Kendall and Kylie dressed up with angel wings for a party — putting Victoria's Secret Fashion Show vibes out there in the universe in Kendall's case then, just maybe.
Aug 3rd: Kim ate some beignets; Kim fucking loves beignets. Kylie adopted a pet rabbit, named it Bruce.
Aug 4th: Khloé landed the cover of Women's Health magazine, showing off her "revenge body."
Aug 5th: Kendall and Khloé peaced out.
Aug 6th: Kim, Kanye, and Kris all got to meet Hillary Clinton, with Kim cheerleading for a Hillary presidency.
Aug 7th: The fam all got together for a dinner celebrating Kylie's 18th birthday — Kris and Caitlyn hung out, and hugged it out, even. Kylie also donated gifts to patients at the Children's Hospital in Los Angeles.
Aug 8th: Khloé went to watch a basketball game.
Aug 9th: Mason and Penelope danced to Demi Lovato's "Cool for the Summer."
Aug 10th: Kourtney and Kendall did the dishes.

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Aug 11th: Someone made Kris oatmeal, and there was a banana face. Oh, and Kim posted a totally nude pregnant selfie.
Aug 12th: Kim had Perez Hilton axed from her app after he instituted a week-long "Kardashian Kleanse" on his site. Kim don't play, y'all. Lamar ambushed Khloé outside an early-morning SpinCycle class (he later denied the "ambush" part, saying their meeting was planned despite the unusual time and place), reportedly to discuss their separation and/or her burgeoning relationship with James Harden.
Aug 13th: Kris noticed that Kylie had stolen one of her old bathing suits, as in a bathing suit older than Kylie herself. Khloé went on a date to Chipotle.
Aug 14th: Kim and Rob went hiking, and then Ryan Seacrest tried to get all up in their exercise space like "hey guys, bring me along next time." Chill, Seacrest. Chill.
Aug 15th: Kim went out for "lunch for 3," even though she was only eating with one other person (and he's a fashion designer, which maybe means he doesn't count). What a math problem for the ages!
Aug 16th: Kylie had a birthday party in Canada, and was reportedly paid a six figure sum to attend. Also, her entourage trashed her cake.
Aug 17th: Kendall had cornrows.
Aug 18th: Kourtney took Nori and Penelope to swim with mermaids.

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Aug 19th: Kylie and Tyga went flyboarding. In less than a hundred word-long post accompanying the photos, TMZ managed four puns about their sex life.
Aug 20th: Khloé and Kylie went parasailing. Kim was bored.
Aug 21st: Ever the shit-stirrer — and we love it — Khloé made the fam vote on who wore the pink swimsuit (see August 13th) better, Kris or Kylie? Kylie voted for herself, haha, but most people voted for mama Kris. Also note that this is a shrewd promotional move for Khloé's messaging app Begroupd, which has polls and other fun tech messaging stuff, at least it's all fun and games until you pit your family against each other and cause srs feuds or something.
Aug 22nd: Kris was the surprise guest at Jennifer Lawrence's birthday party. What good fun!Kim visited a Make-a-Wish patient.
Aug 23rd: Khloé had Mason over for his very first sleepover.
Aug 24th: Kris, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie attended a party celebrating Kris's glam cover of Haute Living magazine. Giving a toast, the magazine's publisher said that "Haute Living celebrates greatness, and that's why we're here tonight." TL;DR long live Kris, basically.
Aug 25th: Rob and Kim worked out again. Kris and Kanye took a nap during Khloé's boyfriend James Harden's birthday party. They probably woke up for the (controversial) firework display though.
Aug 26th: Kim and Kanye settled a lawsuit they'd brought against a guy who surreptitiously filmed their big engagement moment back in 2013 (they argued he broke a confidentiality agreement he and all guests at the event signed prohibiting anyone other than Kimye themselves sharing footage).
Aug 27th: Rob acknowledged his weakness: milkshakes.
Aug 28th: Kim posted a photo of her pregnancy boobs and, among the inevitably a gross replies, a BuzzFeed editor said the image made him wish he were a baby again. 17 reasons that's creepy AF, y'all.
Aug 29th: Kris signed some copies of her cookbook, In The Kitchen With Kris, at the opening of a Williams-Sonoma store, because she is still promoting it apparently. (It's great, that's why.)
Aug 30th: Kanye announced plans to run for President in 2020 during an acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards. Rob SHARED A SELFIE, just like that.

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Aug 31st: A spider bit Kris on the face. Kylie launched #IAmMoreThan, her anti-bullying hashtag campaign.Kylie also appeared in Tyga's "$timulated" music video, and there was kissing!

SEPTEMBER 2015

Sep 1st: Kourtney played glow-in-the-dark mini golf.
Sep 2nd: Kylie's hair was healthy again, praise be.
Sep 3rd: Kris "thanked" Kim for correcting her controversial Diclegis Instagram ad, hahaha.
Sep 4th: Kanye sent Taylor Swift a big floral cube.

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Sep 5th: Khloé made a Straight Outta Compton meme about mama Kris.
Sep 6th: Kim and Kanye went to a wedding, and Kim wore a cape.
Sep 7th: Kim spilled some tea.
Sep 8th: Caitlyn gave Blossom Brown, a trans woman who'd previously featured on I Am Cait, a $20,000 check to help her afford nursing school tuition during an appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show.
Sep 9th: Scott shot a music video with Khloé's ex French Montana. TMZ says he can rap, go figure.
Sep 10th: Kendall wore some geek chic librarian-style glasses, and yeah, it's a good look.
Sep 11th: Rob posted another surprise selfie, but this time of just the top half of his face.
Sep 12th: Kylie and Kanye sat front row at the Alexander Wang NYFW show, and Kanye tried to hide (in his hood) from the photographers. Kim wore a very ripped t-shirt.
Sep 13th: Kourtney went out to dinner and flashed her bodysuit/underwear.
Sep 14th: Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Kendall, and Kylie all got together to announce their new websites/apps. (And then it turned out Khloé hadn't downloaded any of her sisters' apps, womp womp.) Kris went mattress shopping.
Sep 15th: Kendall went to Chipotle and it was a shitshow (this before all the e.coli bullshit also). Khloé shared the best cookie organization-themed video ever filmed.

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Sep 16th: Kanye presented his Yeezy Season 2 collection at New York Fashion Week, and Nori was much better behaved.
Sep 17th: Kendall and Anna Wintour had a "fashion moment," totes.
Sep 18th: Someone yanked Kylie's wig.
Sep 19th: Kendall fronted a special anniversary edition of Vogue Paris.
Sep 20th: Kylie ordered $5,000 worth of Chinese food take-out.
Sep 21st: Kim, Kris, and Khloé got diabetes tests.
Sep 22nd: Kourtney shot a gun.
Sep 23rd: Kim wore slippers. Scott had a sassy Instagram moment just after a new KUWTK teaser showed an emotional Kourtney dealing with the fallout of his bad behavior. Coincidence?
Sep 24th: Kim shared some thoughts on the Pope. He's "dope."
Sep 25th: Kylie attended the premiere of Lizzie Velazquez's documentary film A Brave Heart, after featuring Lizzie as part of her #IAmMoreThan campaign.
Sep 26th: Caitlyn got coffee.
Sep 27th: Khloé was thinking about the moon. And look, Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Kris, Kendall, and Kylie's Cosmopolitan cover shoot (see Oct 4th) featured on Keeping Up With The Kardashians... and it was dramatic.
Sep 28th: Khloé had her Range Rover wrapped in VELVET. Perfection.
Sep 29th: Kim was craving Cheetos, and made a bunch of funny faces to demonstrate said craving. She also set off a number of Cheeto-themed conspiracy theories, because how did she manage to eat one without getting any Cheeto dust around her mouth?!!?!?
Sep 30th: Kylie reminisced about her first kiss, then called the lucky guy in question to catch up/for old time's sake.

OCTOBER 2015

Oct 1st: Kendall walked in the Balmain show during Paris Fashion Week. Scott hung out with 18-year-old model Lindsay Vrckovnik in New York a bunch, and everyone assumed they were dating. (Maybe they were, who knows!)
Oct 2nd: Scott and Lindsay also hung out in Miami (who knows, redux!)
Oct 3rd: Kanye pretended to fall asleep on a Vogue red carpet, and Kris was like "bitch pls." Caitlyn presented awards at a Point Foundation dinner. And Khloé released a new KHLO-C-D video, yay!
Oct 4th: Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Kris, Kylie, and Kendall all covered Cosmopolitan's special 50th anniversary issue.

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Oct 5th: Kourtney went for a hike.
Oct 6th: Some nude photos of Kourtney covered in metallic body paint debuted in an art gallery — so, you know, they're the classy kind of nudes.
Oct 7th: Kendall was in a photobooth, and there were bunny ears.
Oct 8th: Oh, and Scott shared also one of Kourtney's silver body paint nude photos (see Oct 6th), calling her "1 hot mama."
Oct 9th: Kanye had a Twitter rant about apps. Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Kris, Kylie, and Kendall all featured in the beautiful, kaleidoscopic credits for the eleventh season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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Oct 10th: Kanye auditioned for American Idol. Khloé's inflatable swan died.
Oct 11th: Scott checked into rehab.
Oct 12th: The fam (sans Kendall) celebrated their Cosmopolitan cover — everyone wore black, except Kylie.
Oct 13th: Lamar was hospitalized following a drug overdose at the Love ranch South brothel in Nevada. Khloé immediately flew to the Vegas hospital where he was receiving treatment (with Kim and Kris also making the trip).
Oct 14th: Hospital tests revealed "virtually every drug imaginable" in Lamar's system, following his overdose. Kendall, Rob, and Kris were among the Kardashian/Jenner family members offering social media prayers.
Oct 15th: Khloé was widely-reported to be "overwhelmed" by the pressure of making "life or death" medical decisions on Lamar's behalf. Kim postponed her baby shower (see Oct 24th); the family also announced they would halt sharing content on their apps while Lamar's prognosis remained grave.
Oct 16th: Lamar woke from his coma and said "hey baby" to Khloé. He also gave her a thumbs up.
Oct 17th: Kim and Kendall made Lamar, out of his coma and reportedly responsive, smile.
Oct 18th: Kourtney worked out. With help, Lamar got out of his hospital bed and moved into a chair; he also passed a "critical swallow test" and was said to be able to converse through text messages.
Oct 19th: Kim took Nori to a pumpkin patch, and Nori got her face painted. Kanye released some new music, just like that.
Oct 20th: Along with Anna Wintour, Kim and Kanye hosted a fashion show and later "an intimate soiree" for the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund.
Oct 21st: Kanye threw Kim a surprise 35th birthday party, and made all the guests wear prosthetic baby bumps. Kylie wore hers as a fake butt though, ever the rebel.Khloé and Lamar called off their divorce.
Oct 22nd: Kendall dyed her hair hot pink for a hot second.
Oct 23rd: Kim, Kris, Kourtney, Kylie, and Tyga all attended Balmain designer (and beautiful person) Olivier Rousteing's birthday party. There, they got to party with Jaden and Willow Smith, J.Lo and Mary J Blige among others, because the Balmain Army has basically drafted the A-List into service these days.
Oct 24th: Kim invited a bunch of her biggest fans to spend a birthday brunch with her. When will your faves?
Oct 25th: Kim hosted a Beverly Hills Troop-themed baby shower, and everyone got to wear pajamas.
Oct 26th: Khloé began posting content on her website again, after a two week-long break during which she'd focused on taking care of Lamar. Fans, and the world at large really, awaited more KHLO-C-D videos with bated breath.
Oct 27th: Kourtney was sick.Kendall and Kylie made TIME magazine's list of 2015's "Most Influential Teens."
Oct 28th: Nori called out the paparazzi: "I said no pictures!"
Oct 29th: Kourtney went to a pumpkin patch.
Oct 30th: Kylie appeared in another Tyga music video, and this time she was a zombie. Eek!

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Oct 31st: Kim dressed up as herself for Halloween, which was genius — when you own custom-made Givenchy gowns, you should re-wear them when the opportunity arises.An old lady shouted at Kylie because her dog was pooping in the street.

NOVEMBER 2015

Nov 1st: Kourtney, Mason, and Penelope went to visit Scott in rehab — Scott and Mason indulged in some bird-watching.
Nov 2nd: Kourtney and Khloé rode a carousel, and might have trespassed in order to do so but let's not quibble, carousels are worth it.

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Nov 3rd: Khloé released Strong Looks Better Naked, her self-help book and food diary, among other things.Kourtney had a nip slip. And Kendall did the #HMBALMAINDANCE. Love it.
Nov 4th: Kim got caught photoshopping a party photo, tsk tsk.
Nov 5th: Kylie and Tyga got froyo.
Nov 6th: Kylie called out a female paparazzi photographer, and called her a bitch. Kris celebrated her 60th birthday with a Great Gatsby-themed extravaganza, and it was epic.
Nov 7th: Khloé and Kendall were freaked out by that UFO over Los Angeles. Khloé had conspiracy theories. Kim released the birthday video tribute she, Khloé, Kourtney, Kendall, and Kylie all filmed for mama Kris. It's wonderful.

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Nov 8th: Kourtney went to go see Scott in rehab again, along with Kris and the kids. Later that night, she went out clubbing.
Nov 9th: Caitlyn received one of Glamour magazine's "Woman of the Year" awards, amid some controversy. Kylie got a tattoo.
Nov 10th: Khloé landed the cover of Redbook magazine, and said some less-than-sensitive things about Caitlyn. Kendall walked in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

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Nov 11th: Rebel Wilson accused the Kardashians' PR team of running "a smear campaign" against her, after trashing the family in an interview and saying Kendall and Kylie are "a bit superficial."
Nov 12th: Khloé and Kourtney had a big ol' food fight.Protesters heckled Caitlyn as she attended a fundraiser in Chicago.
Nov 13th: Kris and Scott went out for dinner — a business dinner, Radar says. Khloé filmed a tour of her fridge; I live for these videos.

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Nov 14th: Caitlyn attended a fundraiser in Iowa, and planned to attend the Democratic debate there also, but didn't land a ticket. Later, she clarified that the candidates "didn't convince her" either (and so still plans to vote Republican in the 2016 election).
Nov 15th: The eleventh season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians premiered. ELEVENTH, count 'em!
Nov 16th: Khloé discussed her polygamous lifestyle (that is, she's still married to Lamar, dating NBA star James Harden) during an interview on The Ellen Degeneres Show.
Nov 17th: Someone threw eggs, and maybe some tomatoes also, at Kendall and Kylie during an appearance they made at a mall in Australia.
Nov 18th: Khloé got a staph infection.
Nov 19th: Kylie and Tyga broke up, at least for a little while.
Nov 20th: Kim made a handy list of good push present options, so Kanye would know exactly what to buy her following the birth of their second child. (Kim has yet to confirm whether Kanye stuck to this list, or went rogue. He probably went rogue.)
Nov 21st: Kim and Kanye went out for dinner with John Legend and Chrissy Teigen again (but no Waffle House this time). Kylie shared a Snapchat of her and Tyga hanging out, because their breakup was not the real deal after all.
Nov 22nd: Kendall and Kylie attended the American Music Awards, where Kylie presented an award.
Nov 23rd: Khloé and Kylie were in a fight over sweet potato soufflé.
Nov 24th: Kim burned some mugwort on her toes (it's a pregnancy thing). Bonus: Kim's BFF Jonathan Cheban fell over.
Nov 25th: Kourtney and Scott went out for a lunch date, or at least they got lunch together — who knows if it's a date or not really (that'll be a KUWTK season 12 plotline, surely).
Nov 26th: Khloé cooked a Thanksgiving meal, and there was controversy over her pies.
Nov 27th: Kylie wore a PEANUT BUTTER sweatshirt. Caitlyn got bangs.
Nov 28th: Kim, Kanye, and Kourtney went out for lunch.
Nov 29th: Kim underwent an ECV procedure to turn baby Saint West from the breech position, and make her second delivery a slightly easier experience.
Nov 30th: Kylie released her lip kit and then it sold out in like 27 seconds flat. (Rob's bulldog missed out.) Mason called the paparazzi stupid.

DECEMBER 2015

Dec 1st: Kylie landed the cover of Interview magazine. She posed in a wheelchair, which proved controversial (overshadowing the fact that she bared her butt, even).Kendall dressed up as a shark, haha.
Dec 2nd: Khloé went to the gym (her first time working out in months, she noted on Twitter).
Dec 3rd: Scott and Caitlyn went Christmas tree shopping together. Kris danced, and it was everything.

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Dec 4th: Kim was "ready" to give birth.
Dec 5th: And look at that, Kim gave birth. Caitlyn played some golf.
Dec 6th: Kylie wore a funky jumpsuit.
Dec 7th: Kim and Kanye confirmed their baby's name: SAINT West. Kourtney launched her app.
Dec 8th: Khloé went on a Twitter rant about "miserable peps" and their hypocrisy.
Dec 9th: Kendall played golf. Caitlyn told TIME magazine, in an interview released to accompany her "Person of the Year" award, that "if you look like a man in a dress, it makes people uncomfortable." That's a hella problematic statement, and one which set off a firestorm of criticism — for which Caitlyn later apologized.
Dec 10th: Kylie reminded us all of that time she hung out with Michael Buble, hahahaha.
Dec 11th: Kourtney went out to a club and karaoke bar with Justin Bieber, among others. Coincidentally, Scott was probably singing the lyrics to Bieber's hit "What Do U Mean?"
Dec 12th: Kourtney and friends played alien laser tag, which sounds awesome.
Dec 13th: Khloé made cheesecake.Nori sent out her first tweet, a nonsensical string of consonants that still got more favs than most of our best social media content. TYPICAL.
Dec 14th: Khloé, Kourtney, and Kylie all wore their waist trainers together. And Kylie jiggled.

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Dec 15th: Kim and Nori baked cupcakes.
Dec 16th: Kendall "rolled her eyes" at Scott when it turned out they'd both showed up at the same party, oh shit oh shit. (Scott reportedly kept a bodyguard with him at the event in question, so he wouldn't have to talk to people, which might have had something to do with it. Or not!)
Dec 17th: Scott made a cameo in a new Chris Brown music video. Barbara Walters confirmed Caitlyn as her #1 "Most Fascinating Person" of 2015. A crazed fan snuck into Kris's house.
Dec 18th: Khloé released a nude photoshoot, and her butt was glittery.
Dec 19th: Kendall landed the cover of Brazilian Vogue.
Dec 20th: Kendall and Khloé went out for breakfast.
Dec 21st: Kim launched a collection of emojis, called "Kimojis," which makes sense I suppose . The best one is her cryface, because duh.
Dec 22nd: Kylie dressed up her dogs to look all festive.
Dec 23rd: The 2015 Kardashian Christmas card was released, featuring Nori, Mason, Penelope, and lil' Reign. A superfan got a tattoo of Kylie's lip kit's packaging. Oh and Khloé revealed more shots from her naked shoot (see Dec 18th) and holywhoa, that's all.

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Dec 24th: Kendall appeared in LOVE magazine's Advent calendar again, and her lingerie was on fire, basically. Kris hosted her Christmas party, AND DRAKE SHOWED UP. OMG.
Dec 25th: Kanye bought Kim more than 150 Christmas presents. Nori did Khloé's makeup for her, did a great job of it.

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Dec 26th: Kylie was thinking about chemtrails again.
Dec 27th: Rob was taken to hospital, and later diagnosed with type 2 diabetes (and a serious complication thereof also).
Dec 28th: Kylie maybe/probably got a new tattoo — of the word sanity, but spelled phonetically.
Dec 29th: Kanye won GQ magazine's Most Stylish Man of the Year bracket tournament, after much power-voting from the fam. Kendall went on vacation with Harry Styles, THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE!!!
Dec 30th: Kylie had a protein shake.
Dec 31st: Kanye released a new single, "Facts," the lyrics of which call out Nike and Bill Cosby, as well as celebrating Kim's Kimojis (see Dec 21st).Oh, and Kendall and Harry Styles WERE KISSING ON A BOAT. Were you in any doubt that the family's drama wouldn't own 2016 also, the hysteria surrounding these paparazzi shots says it all.

Note: As with last year's edition of this calendar listicle, the content here has been painstakingly compiled (emphasis on the pain, or at least a pleasure/pain dichotomy) from news stories, photo agencies, TMZ, the family's social media pages, and the collective depths of our Kardashian-addled brains. Every effort has been made to cross-check items for accuracy in terms of time and date (across time-zones, even) but please leave any corrections and/or omissions in the comments. And mama Kris, if you want to give me a call and read our portions of your 2015 day planner to fill in any gaps, I'm all ears~~

With research by Chloe Anello, Morgan Baila, Kate Beckman, Isabel Calkins, Megan Harney, Lexi McCammond, Alexia Pipia and Lauren Tom.

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Credit: Cosmopolitan

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