Fashion Designer Vivienne Westwood Debuts New Menswear Collection, Featuring Penis Pendants

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British fashion designer and long-time provocateur Vivienne Westwood presented her latest menswear collection in Milan earlier this week, as this season's men's shows play out across Europe. (It's been as wild as ever.) While the slouchy suiting and retro knits on the runway were quintessential Westwood designs, a fun, funky, phallic little twist came with the accessories. There were big chunky cut penis necklaces and pendants, which is far more exciting than the crap we all used to hang on our charm bracelets, even if the Eiffel Tower maybe looks like a pointy peen if you squint just right?

Sure it's no Rick Owens show — you know, the time male models walked a major fashion runway with wholly visible penis, but still. Also, fashion designer Tom Ford already did this, it should be noted, but hey, size matters and Vivienne's dicks are bigger than his. Oh, and there was also a sneaky nip slip.

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