40 Kooky Phoebe Buffay Fashion Moments You Forgot You Were Obsessed With on "Friends"
Each paired with a kooky Phoebe quote!
Each paired with a kooky Phoebe quote!
"I'm very wise, I know."
"I'm very wise, I know."
♫"Your love is like a giant pigeon,
♫"Your love is like a giant pigeon,
"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows ... please, give me money so I can buy a computer."
"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows ... please, give me money so I can buy a computer."
"I think I'm ready for my penis now."
"I think I'm ready for my penis now."
"MY EYES."
"MY EYES."
"Demon!"
"Demon!"
"I just have this really strong feeling this cat is my mother."
"I just have this really strong feeling this cat is my mother."
"Little black little black little black little black little black curly hair."
"Little black little black little black little black little black curly hair."
"I am extremely talented."
"I am extremely talented."
"I'm sorry, was that rude?"
"I'm sorry, was that rude?"
"I'm carrying a litter."
"I'm carrying a litter."
"Oh, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet."
"Oh, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet."
"He may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat."
"He may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat."
"They're great for shoplifting melons."
"They're great for shoplifting melons."
"Regina Phalange."
"Regina Phalange."
"I wish I could, by I don't want to."
"I wish I could, by I don't want to."
Monica: "So what's Phoebe like?"
Phoebe: "I'm kind, caring, and sweet. What's Monica like?"
Monica: "So what's Phoebe like?"
Phoebe: "I'm kind, caring, and sweet. What's Monica like?"
"He's her lobster."
"He's her lobster."
"I'm a really cool person."
"I'm a really cool person."
"If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."
"If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."
"A promise between friends means never having to give a reason."
"A promise between friends means never having to give a reason."
"I'm so drunk."
"I'm so drunk."
"The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink."
"The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink."
"Sweet lord, this is what evil must taste like."
"Sweet lord, this is what evil must taste like."
"Oh my god — you dated someone with a glass eye too?!"
"Oh my god — you dated someone with a glass eye too?!"
"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of crap."
"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of crap."
"Princess Consuela Bananahammock."
"Princess Consuela Bananahammock."
"I don't even have a pla."
"I don't even have a pla."
"Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe."
"Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe."
Buttehscotch?
Buttehscotch?
"Damn it, woman, pull yourself together."
"Damn it, woman, pull yourself together."
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"
"One really does have a stick up one's ass, doesn't one?"
"One really does have a stick up one's ass, doesn't one?"
"Crazy underwear creepin' up my butt."
"Crazy underwear creepin' up my butt."
"I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit."
"I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit."
"You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
"You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
"I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore."
"I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore."
"They don't know that we know they know we know."
"They don't know that we know they know we know."
"Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the closet."
"Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the closet."
"Thank you, my babies."
"Thank you, my babies."
