Presenting: Your Hyperspecific Winter Solstice Horoscope

It's, um, a lot!

By Lisa Stardust
17 December, 2019
Presenting: Your Hyperspecific Winter Solstice Horoscope

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The day you’ve been dreading (if you like sunshine), looking forward to (if you thrive in cozy szn), or totally fogot about is almost here: the Winter Solstice! Not only is December 21 the first day of winter, it’s also the shortest day of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, and the start of Capricorn Season. During this time, we can set our new seasonal goals into motion and achieve success. Which, cool, cool. Oh, and this solstice occurs days before the solar eclipse in Capricorn (going down on December 26th), so it’ll defs be an intense shift in the cosmos. Use the energy wisely!

ARIES

Use this time to start making career moves for the new year. Let your boss know that you’re due for a promotion and that you’re willing to do all the hard work that comes your way.

TAURUS

Feeling cabin fever-y? Use your PTO for a vacay, solo or with your crew, to get your head out of the clouds. You’ll get to ‘gram, er, see new stuff and have ~thrilling~ time, promise.

GEMINI

It’s time to get your finances in order, babe! Make sure you are not overspending this season by creating a budget for your holiday shopping. Be sure to keep the tags on items you’re unsure about and your receipts in case you need to return ‘em.

CANCER

Love hasn’t come easy these past months, has it Crabbie?. Well, this Solstice will warm your heart with some bedside hot cocoa—and cuddling for two. You won’t need to turn your furnace on, as your boo will heat up the room enough for both you to avoid the seasonal chill from outside.

LEO

You’ve been h-u-s-t-l-i-n-g trying to get all of your projects done before the holidays. But don’t wait to have fun! Be present and live in the moment. Take the night off to hit up some holidays parties with your BFFs.

VIRGO

Ahem, it’s time you took note of whether or not bae has been naughty or nice in 2019—and flirtily punish, er, tease ‘em for it. In order words: you’re feeling frisky, bb!

LIBRA

You’ve worked super hard this year and need a staycation to recuperate from all the intense hours at the office. Hit the spa with your squad for some chill time filled with all the juicy gossip you could ever want.

SCORPIO

Have an undiagnosed case of the bleghs? A quick weekend trip with your friends will get you back on track. Even if you just head out to your local *shudders* Santacon, you’ll be happy to escape ye olde daily routine.

SAGITTARIUS

PSA: time to put your best foot forward and impress your boss with your dedication. Email them a list of all the things you’ve accomplished this year with the incentive of asking for a raise. If you impress them with your efforts, then they won’t be able to resist your request.

CAPRICORN

Face it, bb! It’s time to upgrade your vibe. You’re in desperate need of an energetic facelift and the Solstice is the perfect time to jumpstart your life (for the better). Evolve your mind, heart, and spirit to create the personal world you desire.

AQUARIUS

All of the holiday madness may take a toll on your sanity. Give yourself a moment to catch your breath from all the party season. You need time to rest and reset. Don’t overdo it. Take a hot minute (and a hot bubble bath?) to unwind.

PISCES

Call your hometown ride-or-dies to hang with while you’re home for the holidays. Be sure to hit up all the old hangouts and share tales of your adult lives. You’ll have a million laughs cringing your way down memory lane. Yes, you should delete those old Facebook photos.

 

Credit: Cosmopolitan
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