Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

Your Sexoscope for the week of March 1-March 8:

Aries

If you’re single AF:

Big changes are coming to your love life this weekend! Uranus, planet of disruption, squares off with Venus on Friday, bringing huge surprises your way! This is the kind of astrology that makes you fall in love at first sight or leads to a once-in-a-lifetime hookup, but any love affairs started now rarely last. Right after, Venus moves into Aquarius, the air sign known for its quirkiness. The planet of love supports eccentricity in your love/sex life, so if you’ve ever wanted to try something kinky in the bedroom, now’s your chance!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

This weekend, you find yourself stuck in a compromising position. This might be because your FWB decides to surprise you with something you're not too into (Venus and Uranus square off on Friday, and they both love bedroom experimentation). Mercury retrograde starts on Wednesday and can muddle feelings even more, and at the same time the Sun and Neptune, planet of emotions and confusion, hook up in Pisces, blurring emotional boundaries. This too shall pass, little Ram—just wait 'til your birthday in a few weeks for the skies to clear.

If you’ve been together forever:

Venus and Uranus, the planet of suddenness, clash on Friday, indicating big changes in your relationship! Uranus wants to shake everything up and puts you in a mood desperate to break the routine and try new things. You want to stir the pot, and if your partner happens to be around, they might be your victim—not that you mean any harm, you just feel bored! Instead of letting Uranus’ electric energy push your already-reckless personality to the edge and start drama, why not surprise your lover in the bedroom? Venus enters futuristic Aquarius on Friday, so it’s the perfect time to pick up a new toy, and eccentric Aqua’s influence loves to try new things! This satisfies your need for newness without disturbing the peace.

Taurus

If you’re single AF:

Venus moves from Capricorn into Aquarius on Friday, and your love/sex life slows down some. The past few weeks helped inspire you to try new things, feel attracted to different types of people, and maybe even gave you the courage to ask someone for their number instead of waiting around for life to happen, your usual go-to. In Aquarius, Venus is more focused on the rise-and-grind and putting more money in your wallet, but that doesn’t mean you’re entering a dry spell—Mercury retrograde in watery Pisces starts on Wednesday, which can bring old flames and past hookups back to your DMs. You’re not likely to start a relationship now, but at least you won’t be thirsty!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

 

You hate to be unsure when it comes to anything, especially relationships. You don’t care about the details, you just want someone to tell you what label to put on it! Venus moves into Aquarius on Friday and aims to stabilize your love life by giving you a more objective view on things. Don’t expect any major developments in your situationship, though, because after a relatively calm weekend, Mercury retrograde starts on Wednesday! The sun and Neptune, planet of deep emotions, connect at the same time, filling your head and heart with uber-romantic feelings—none of which you can easily communicate thanks to the retrograde. You’re the zodiac’s master of staying in your own lane, so you’re going to be fine as long as you don’t take things too seriously.

If you’ve been together forever:

You’re a master of commitment and it takes a lot to get you to let go of a lover, so despite the tumultuous astro-drama this week, skies are blue in your love life! You’re a huge fan of routines but the same great-but-predictable spooning sex gets old. Venus moves into eccentric Aquarius on Friday, encouraging you to expand your experience in the bedroom with new kinks, fun toys, or even just trying a new position. On Wednesday, Mercury retrograde starts. Luckily for your love life, this screws with coordinating plans with friends the most. At the same time, the Sun and Neptune, the planet of dreams, connect, inspiring deep romantic feelings. Let these lovey-dovey feels help you enjoy time with your partner and avoid the outside world’s Mercury retrograde drama.

Gemini

If you’re single AF:

An intimate Capricorn moon paired with an equally sexual Venus in Capricorn set the mood on Friday, and you’re ready for action! The sensual earthiness of Capricorn fades away before the day is up, however, as Venus slides into Aquarius! With the planet of love in your fellow air sign, your love/sex life are on the up-and-up! Venus in Aquarius is less emotionally attached (just how you like it) and encourages eccentricity and experimentation more than anything else! Just a heads up: Mercury retrograde starts on Wednesday, which screws around with any type of communication. In the event you do decide to commit to someone, wait until the retrograde ends in a few weeks to be sure you’re actually into it.

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

The moon in sitting snug in Capricorn on Friday, right next to lovely Venus. The vibes are sensual, deep, and intense, but your need for intimacy is like an itch you can’t scratch until you find the time to get with your playmate. Things are going well and the two of you are having a good time until they pull out a new toy or surprise you some other way, and you really like it. This change is thanks to Venus entering Aquarius later in the day, encouraging you to get a little freaky and try new things in your love life! You’re probably not pressed to put a title on your situationship anytime soon, but in case you are, Mercury retrograde starting on Wednesday causes communication errors that might make you reconsider. TBH, that’s cool with you—Venus in Aquarius, the sign of platonic relationships, is always happy to just be friends!

If you’ve been together forever:

Amongst your many Gemini personalities is a lover of romance and intimacy, which comes out this Friday under the deep, sensual Capricorn moon teaming up with Venus. Before this inner lovey-dovey side takes over, however, your mood changes and you want to do something more fresh and fun. This is thanks to Uranus, planet of suddenness, shocking Venus and inspiring you to spice up life in the bedroom by breaking the routine and introducing a new kink (or person!) to the mix. Before the day ends, your mood gets even more upbeat and you need more and more excitement in your relationship thanks to Venus entering Aquarius! For the next few weeks, the more variety in your love life, the better, so hop on top for a change, put on a blindfold, and explore!

Cancer

If you’re single AF:

Your love life has been running smoothly lately, thanks to Venus in your sister sign of Capricorn. Hookups have been fine, but you’re on the prowl for something more real now, since on Friday Venus moves into Aquarius. Aquarius is a sign completely devoted to its loved ones and is a total humanitarian, but lacks emotion—not that you need any extra! This combo is perfect for encouraging deep connections and intense bonds. On Wednesday, you run into a hottie that feels like the one, but don’t be fooled—the sun and dreamy Neptune, planet of illusions, joining forces overflows your head and heart with idealistic feelings of romance and you might just get played. This is especially true since Mercury retrograde starts at the same time—be careful, little crab!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

You’ve been trying to figure out “What are we?” with no success, and on Friday you’re determined to get down to the bottom of your situationship thanks to Venus entering Aquarius. Airy Aquarius is known as a fixed sign, meaning it’s stubborn and hardheaded AF, but also seeks commitment. This bodes well for your sex life and can start a very intimate few weeks, and you definitely want to settle down now. You and your partner will be ~feeling the love~ later in the week when Neptune connects with the Sun, filling you both up with gushy romantic feelings, but that doesn’t mean you should take things to the next level! Mercury retrograde starts at the same time, and is notorious for screwing up relationships and commitments that you start during it. Enjoy the warm and fuzzy feelings and the boost to your sex life thanks to Venus, and put any important talks on hold for now.

If you’ve been together forever:

Get ready for life in the bedroom to improve! Venus has been in Capricorn, your opposite sign, for a few weeks helping you and your partner get along better and grow closer, but on Friday, it enters Aquarius. This activates a more intimate part of your chart and focuses your attention on your primary relationships and getting to know your partner on a deeper level. If you have time on Wednesday, the astro-weather is perfect for a romantic date night! Neptune, planet of compassion and dreams, joins forces with the Sun in Pisces, putting a lovey-dovey twist on everything for the day. Watch out though—Mercury retrograde starts on Wednesday, too, so make sure you make your dinner reservations early!

Leo

If you’re single AF:

Friday’s Capricorn moon has you locked up at work longer than usual, but you don’t mind—Venus is in Capricorn, too, so life with coworkers has been alright! This weekend can be a real party though, because once you’re home on Friday, Venus has moved into your opposite sign, Aquarius. Relationships become more easygoing and meeting new people is a breeze now. Plus, eccentric Aquarius is an air sign that loves to connect with everyone in the room, giving you plenty of opportunities to meet a potential-special-someone over the next few weeks! Mark your calendar for Wednesday when the Sun and dreamy Neptune link in Pisces, bringing a very needy, emotional mood where all you can think about is falling in love! If you run into anyone that even slightly catches your eyes, you hear wedding bells. Don’t rush into anything—it’s just a passing mood, plus Mercury retrograde starts that day, too!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

If things feel complicated in your love life, this weekend offers some relief! On Friday, Venus, planet of love, enters Aquarius, your opposite sign. When Venus is in your opposite sign, it signifies relationships of all types running smoothly. You’re able to take things at a comfortable pace and relate to your boo better now. On Saturday, the moon enters Aquarius and joins Venus, creating the perfect vibe for some one-on-one time with your playmate, in or out of the bedroom! Enjoy the weather, little lion, and if you feel inspired to have “the talk” and take things to the next level, hold your horses! Mercury retrograde in Pisces begins on Wednesday. This can cause all sorts of communication issues around intimacy, close partnerships, and sex—aka all things you don’t want to have issues with in a new relationship. Take things slow for now, and in a couple of weeks when the retrograde ends, you’re in the clear.

If you’ve been together forever:

On Friday, Venus enters Aquarius, an ideal placement for your sign’s love life! This happens about once a year, and for just a few weeks. There’s hotter chemistry between you and your partner, your sex life gets a boost, and spending one-on-one time together just feels nicer now! You love to showboat yourself—admit it—and everything you do has to have a certain ~drama~ and ~flair~ to it, and this week’s astrology is perfect to go all out on a date night! Aim for Wednesday, when Neptune and the Sun join up in Pisces. This transit can be confusing and overly-emotional for single people, but if you’re involved in a deep, committed partnership, your (already over-the-top) love of romance shoots through the roof and you’re able to connect on a super intimate level with your lover, who’s feeling equally enchanted, BTW!

Virgo

If you’re single AF:

Venus’ focus is on your work-related relationships now, and the fun and games of the past few weeks is placed on hold. Don’t worry—it’s still Pisces season, aka the time of year where relationships are highlighted for your sign! It’s still easy to meet new people and make new connections, so even though Venus is in Aquarius now, you can still have a good time, right? Wrong—Mercury, your sign’s faev planet, goes retrograde on Wednesday, complicating all of your relationships and screwing with how you communicate with others. If you’re not looking for romance and just in the mood for a hookup or two, this shouldn’t interfere, but keep your eyes peeled for ex-flames reappearing during the retrograde.

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

Venus in Aquarius attracts money to your wallet, but isn’t as spectacular for your love life. With the lovey-dovey vibes gone and your head in a more clear place, talk about the state of your relationship this weekend. Don’t wait too long, because on Wednesday your emotions override your logic as the Sun and Neptune, planet of deep emotions, team up in Pisces. To make matters more complicated, the infamous Mercury retrograde begins at the same time! Your sign is all about logic and facts—you’ve never been one to listen to your heart, and now’s not the time to start! Sort out any important talks before Wednesday, and you’re in the clear.

If you’ve been together forever:

Venus enters Aquarius before the day ends, and life becomes less focused on romance, sex, and fun, and your workplace relationships take priority. Your relationship isn’t suffering, though—it’s Pisces season, the one month out of the year where you can focus on relationships first and foremost. If you can, treat your partner to a good time this weekend. Catch a movie, grab dinner at their favorite place, or do something else fun and memorable, because things are about to become more tense! On Wednesday, your fave planet Mercury goes retrograde and becomes the start of a weeks-long headache. Remember how Pisces season is a month all about relationships? Mercury retrograde in Pisces is also all about relationships, specifically highlighting communication issues you have.

Libra

If you’re single AF:

Venus, your fave planet, moves into Aquarius, vibrating harmoniously with your air-sign tendencies and attracting extra romance, sex, and fun your way! The moon enters Aquarius on Saturday, amplifying the vibe even more, and you’re all but guaranteed to head home with a hookup after a fun night out. Hold onto Venus’ energy, because you’re going to need it come Wednesday, when Mercury retrograde starts in Pisces. This leaves your love/sex life untouched for the most part, but your day-to-day routine and work schedule are the target of Mercury’s madness for the next few weeks. Work is draining for the next few weeks, but thanks to your saving grace, Venus, at least your sex life isn’t suffering! A sexy de-stressing is just a right swipe away with this astro-forecast!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

As the most indecisive sign, most of your relationships get to the “talking” or “hooking up” or “???” phase and never develop further. Unsurprisingly, you’re in that position again, despite Venus in Capricorn trying its hardest to get you to commit! On Friday, the mood is serious as the moon joins Venus in Capricorn, and maybe you even entertain the idea of having the “talk” with your playmate but something changes and you don’t really care anymore—you just wanna have fun! That’s thanks to Venus entering Aquarius, another air sign, and your number one goal for your love life is to just have fun with it! Venus in Aquarius wants you to have a good time, all the time, and is amplifying your natural charm and boosting your libido to help you get what you want! This week, don’t take love too seriously. Mercury goes retrograde on Wednesday, filling up all of your spare time with work-related drama, so you really don’t have the time to commit to a full-blown relationship now, anyway.

If you’ve been together forever:

Venus in Capricorn for the past few weeks has been helping you become more intimate with your partner, not necessarily sexually, but on an emotional level. It’s been an easygoing ride, but you’re ready for some excitement and a distraction from the super feels-y and busy Pisces season! On Friday, Venus enters like-minded air sign Aquarius, and you instantly feel the difference! This astrology does wonders for your love life, and it’s one of the best placements of Venus for your sign! The romantic side of things goes well, life in the bedroom is more energetic than usual, and eccentric Aquarius’ influence does a great job of introducing newness (new date ideas and new positions in bed, for example) to keep things fresh and fun for the rest of the month!

Scorpio

If you’re single AF:

It may be Pisces season, aka the month of the year where romance, sex, and fun are at the top of your list of priorities, but Venus in Aquarius is somewhat of a snooze-fest for your sign. Don’t worry—Pisces season still promises to provide plenty of potential paramours, but if there’s any action going on, it’s if you invite it over to your place. This can also bring love from the past back into your life, which is an especially strong theme in your horoscope because on Wednesday, Mercury retrograde begins, which is also notorious for bringing past lovers back around. Also on Wednesday, the Sun and dreamy Neptune connect and supercharge all of your emotions. If your ex comes back to town this week and asks you on a date, try to use your brain and don’t rush into anything crazy—they’re your ex for a reason!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

Venus’ movement into Aquarius on Friday can help a complicated situationship move to the next step, if you’re interested! You notice that your relationships slow down now, and you want more stability and security out of them. It’s a good weekend to invite your playmate over to spend the night—Venus in Aquarius encourages you to try new things in bed and get to know each other more intimately. Pisces season is all about fun for your sign, so whether you spend the weekend doing it or becoming more familiar with each other, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. Mercury retrograde does start on Wednesday, however, so don’t assume anything is “meant to be” just yet!

If you’ve been together forever:

On Friday you just want to put the outside world on “pause” and relax—no going out, no hitting up friends, just staying in with your partner. This is because Venus enters Aquarius on Friday, entering sleep mode as it sits at the very bottom of your chart. Your relationship with your family, roommates, and partner are what’s most important to you now, and any action in your love life is contained at home. All weekend you want to sleep in and snuggle with your lover and forget about everything else! It’s not that you’re low on energy—Pisces season is actually one of the most upbeat times of year for you—you’re just having a pleasantly quiet time. The high-energy and sexual elements of Pisces season mix wonderfully with Venus in eccentric Aquarius—when you’re not cuddling and sleeping in with your partner, you’re having great sex and exploring each other’s wildest fantasies!

Sagittarius

If you’re single AF:

If you’re on the hunt for a hookup on Friday, you’re in luck! The moon is in Capricorn, a sensual earth sign, and Venus, planet of love, moves into Aquarius! Aquarius is naturally compatible with your sign, so Venus here supports new connections and makes it an absolute breeze to talk to that cutie at the bar or ask your crush out for drinks. Venus in Aquarius also makes you feel more attracted to more eccentric characters and people that aren’t your usual type. Even if you feel like someone is totally out of your league, you should go for it! Your sign loves a challenge! Plus, Mercury retrograde starting on Wednesday brings issues with communication and technology to your home life and with your family—you’re going to need a distraction from the drama, and a new FWB is perfect for that!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

Venus has been in Capricorn, the most solid, serious, and structured sign, for the past few weeks, encouraging you to settle down and commit. You’ve been “talking” with someone for a while now, and even though things are still complicated, this is about as serious as your sign wants to get in love! Right before Venus in Capricorn’s dull energy bores you to death, the planet of love enters Aquarius on Friday, inspiring you to spice up your life with new connections and going outside of your comfort zone to find eccentric ways to make your love/sex life more exciting. For the rare Sag that wants to lock down a LTR, Aquarius’ energy as a fixed sign actually helps you commit and mean it.

If you’ve been together forever:

Venus enters Aquarius on Friday and begins to bring more action back into your love life. Aquarius is the most eccentric sign, so Venus here really seeks to inspire more kinky action from you in bed! Ask your partner about their desires in bed, and don’t hesitate to mention your own fantasies, too! Aquarius is an air sign, so its all about communication, and Venus here helps you speak your mind. Your sign is the most adventurous, and you’re always down to try anything once—twice if you like it—so you have nothing to lose by chiming in about a sexy new position, outfit, or toy! Mercury retrograde starts on Wednesday, so things start to get tense around that time, especially in regards to how you communicate with your partner. Let Venus in Aqua be your saving grace—if you’re trying new stuff and having fun constantly with your partner, there’s no time for miscommunications and arguments, right?

Capricorn

If you’re single AF:

For the past few weeks, Venus has been living it up in your sign! You’ve looked and felt better than ever and probably added a few more names to your list of lovers, but that all changes on Friday when Venus enters Aquarius. The party isn’t over yet, however! Although potential love matches aren’t knocking down your door anymore, Venus in Aqua supports tons of growth in your bank account (and honestly, that sounds way better than any sort of love affair to your sign!) Your weekend flies by smoothly without much action, but come Wednesday, you run into a complete dreamboat who gives you major butterflies! This is thanks to dreamy Neptune’s conjunction with the Sun, making the day feel like a fairytale romance even to the coldest of Capricorns. Since Mercury retrograde starts the same day, whoever ends up giving you heart eyes could be an ex sliding into your DMs!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

The moon is in your sign on Friday, so connecting with your partner is a breeze! For the first half of the day, Venus is in your sign, making every romantic look that much sweeter, and on the physical side, things are more sensual, making for some great wake up sex! By the end of the day, however, Venus enters Aquarius. If you’ve been wanting to take your situationship more seriously, Venus in Aqua could be the help you need. Aquarius is a communicative air sign ruled by serious Saturn, so talking over things and being realistic about it is easier now, and could lead to productive changes in your relationship status!

If you’ve been together forever:

On Friday, Venus leaves your sign after a fun few weeks and enters Aquarius, the zodiac’s fixed air sign, bringing a more lighthearted feel to your relationship. It also puts you in the mood to try new things in your relationship—shocking, considering how much you love your routine. This could be something as simple as a new restaurant for date night, but in your chart specifically, the zone of pleasure/desire is being activated. As an earth sign, you love the structure of a routine, but dig deep and try to think of a fantasy, a kink, or a new toy you might be interested in trying, and talk to your partner about it. You’ve blown them away in bed time after time doing the same thing, so they’ll be thrilled to see something new! Who knows—this week’s sexy little experiment could become a staple in your sex life in the future!

Aquarius

If you’re single AF:

When you wake up on Friday, the mood is…bleh. The moon and Venus are both in Capricorn, the sign right before yours, so you’re totally out of it for most of the day. Before it’s all said and done, however, Venus moves into your sign, and the party starts! Are you looking for love? What about a hookup? Maybe you want your friend to become a friend-with-benefits? Venus in your sign’s biggest goal is to attract things to you: friends, lovers, and money being the main three things! When the moon is in your sign on Saturday and Sunday, you can expect the most success if you’re looking to stir up action in your love life. Mercury retrograde starts on Wednesday, however, which throws a monkey wrench in any developing romances with all of the communication issues it brings!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

On Friday, Venus enters your sign, and it’s like a breath of fresh air amongst all the feels-y Pisces season drama you’re also dealing with. Good sex becomes great sex, and you don’t just like your partner, you like like them now that Venus is in your sign—and they feel the same way! It’s not an ideal time to start a new chapter with this person though, because Mercury retrograde begins on Wednesday. It also doesn’t help that you’re the most emotionally detached sign, either… Mercury retrograde in uber emotional Pisces aims to help you navigate how you communicate your feelings so that by the end of it all, you can confidently proceed into an LTR with this crush of yours!

If you’ve been together forever:

Good news! Venus enters your sign on Friday! It’s been in Capricorn for weeks now, and you’ve felt isolated or distanced from your lover, even if everything is running smoothly otherwise. With the planet of love, beauty, and pleasure in your sign, you’re feeling better than ever and your partner can’t get their eyes off of you! Things are going swimmingly in your love life all weekend, and with your sign’s kinky energy being channeled by Venus now, it’s the perfect time to bring up that fantasy or kink you’ve been holding on to! Not only will your partner be interested, but they’ll be thrilled once they see how much fun the two of you have together!

Pisces

If you’re single AF:

For the first half of Friday, you’re in luck if you’re on the prowl for some birthday sex, because Venus is in Capricorn. However, before the day is done, it moves into Aquarius, and your love life enters hibernate mode. Aquarius is objective, emotionally detached, and isn’t touchy-feely. You, however, are the most emotionally wide-open sign and you depend on feelings to navigate your relationships, so the dynamic is tense, to say the least! New connections and relationships aren’t super supported by this horoscope, unfortunately, but hey—Aquarius is the sign of technology, and there’s always the option of buying a fancy new vibrator to distract you from feeling lonely! Just make sure you buy it fast, because Mercury retrograde starts on Wednesday and has a bad reputation for causing electronics to glitch out!

If you’re hooking up but haven't DTR yet:

You’ve never been the best at drawing and keeping clear emotional boundaries, so situationships are the default state of most of your connections. If you detect that your FWB is over your games and unwillingness to commit or take your relationship seriously, listen to your intuition! Venus enters logical Aquarius on Friday, and with it comes two potential solutions. 1) You can use Aquarius’ communicative air-sign energy to talk over things with your playmate and get on the same page or 2) give into your sign’s escapist stereotype and just swim away from a stressful situation. It’s best to get your thoughts and opinions on your situationship out in the open this weekend because on Wednesday, the Sun and Neptune join forces at the same time that Mercury starts its retrograde, all in your sign. It’s important to hold yourself accountable for how you communicate and treat others in your relationships now.

If you’ve been together forever:

Venus enters Aquarius, slowing your love life waaaay down. It’s easy for you to feel distanced or detached from your partner, and there’s less action in general going on which doesn’t help matters. You rely on gestures and feelings, not words and logic, to navigate your relationships, and with Venus in Aqua that’s not an easy option! That, on top of Wednesday’s Mercury retrograde, can spell out big trouble in your love life if you let it. The secret to navigating this retrograde without it turning into a fish fry is by just talking things out! Aquarius is an air sign, aka a master communicator, so channel those vibes and talk to your partner if you feel isolated or distanced. Mercury retrograde is all about reviewing and relearning to navigate how you communicate, and this time it wants you to rely less on your feelings and more on your words.