Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

Aries

If you’re single AF:

Going out with friends this weekend is certain to lead to a memorable time, regardless of whether you bump into your next hookup or not. Making new connections is the theme of your week. It’s not the greatest time to seek out a new relationship, but Mars moving into busy Gemini helps you out with back-to-back hookups if you’re feeling feisty!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’re a big fan of calling out total B.S. when you see it, and Mars’ movement into Gemini this weekend has you saying a lot. Your situationship survived Mercury Retrograde, but are you getting what you want out of it? Whether you’re dying to commit or you just refuse to settle, you won’t make any progress unless you communicate. Pro tip: It’s important to speak up, but listening is even more crucial to solving your relationship probs!

If you’ve been together forever:

Your weekend starts out relatively upbeat, and the high-energy vibes increase on Sunday when Mars enters Gemini. You’re hit with a case of the Monday blues watering down the start of your week, and the resulting boredom can lead you to indulging your habit of provoking arguments for fun. Instead of spicing up your life by getting your partner heated, why not introduce more variety in your sex life? Something as easy as dirty talk can be a huge turn on!

Taurus

If you’re single AF:

If you’re in the mood for action this weekend, Venus in Pisces is working hard to bring new connections your way. You might just expect a one night stand out of your next hookup but the abundance of feels brought on by Venus here makes it difficult for it to stay casual! If you develop a harmless crush, just go with it! Don’t rush anything, though—Pisces is notoriously non-committal!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

It’s been a confusing and emotional few weeks where circumstances forced you to reconsider what you need from your love life. You often want something just to have it—especially a relationship—but that doesn’t necessarily mean it will give you emotional fulfillment. If you’re feeling dissatisfied, could it be because you’re working towards something you don’t really want anymore? Do you actually like this person, or are you just looking for a partnership just to have one?

If you’ve been together forever:

You’re a fixed sign, so “compromise” isn’t a word in your lexicon. Mercury Retrograde revealed that you and your partner don’t share identical relationship goals, and the future you want versus the future they see aren’t in perfect alignment. Try to remember that different isn’t bad this week, and understand that your relationship doesn’t have to always go exactly your way in order for it to flourish.

Gemini

If you’re single AF:

After weeks of moving in slow motion (Mars in Taurus) and feeling emotionally discombobulated (Mercury Retrograde) Mars, the planet of action and energy, enters your sign! This gives you more stamina, helps you assert yourself, and gets your libido roaring! Ask your crush on a date or approach that cutie at the bar—this new boost in confidence is a huge turn-on, so you’re not likely to be turned down!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Think about your relationship goals this week. If your partner asked you to make things official, could you give them a straight answer? Your carefree attitude is magnetic, but it becomes a turn-off when it prevents you from being consistent or taking anything seriously. Think about the emotions, intimacy, and experiences you’re missing out on by avoiding commitment.

If you’ve been together forever:

Mercury Retrograde always hits you hard, but this one especially was a real doozy! You’re ready for something less dramatic and more fun, and you get it on Sunday when Mars enters your sign! This brings you an enhanced sex drive, more stamina, and a stronger sense of confidence for the next several weeks, which your partner is sure to enjoy in the bedroom!

Cancer

If you’re single AF:

Hookups don’t often seem to do it for you, so you typically seek out an LTR. Established relationships can’t be built overnight, though—they take a ton of time! This weekend, Mars moves into impatient Gemini and you’re liable to just go “f*ck it” if you can’t get this long-term goal satisfied. On the bright side, now that you’re totally over relationships for the next few weeks, you won’t have a problem having fun with flings!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’ve been crushing hard, going on dates, and hooking up with this special someone for awhile now; do you want to make things official? The intimate vibe of the weekend is perfect for popping the question. Maybe things go your way, or maybe you interpreted the situationship incorrectly and get rejected. Either way, changes to your relationship status are likely this week.

If you’ve been together forever:

This weekend is less about the sexual side of your relationship and more about romance, intimacy, and getting cozy with your partner. These chill vibes carry on into the week, especially once Mars enters Gemini. It’s hard to get you riled up enough to make a move on your partner, but don’t worry about your sex life floundering—if your partner rises to the occasion, hot-and-bothered Mars in versatile Gemini is always ready for fun!

Leo

If you’re single AF:

Even the most casual hookup can lead to serious feels this weekend, and Venus in emotional Pisces is begging for intimacy! Because of this, any action you do find yourself taking part in feels absolutely magical and has you dreaming of building a future with this person! Is there a possibility it'll actually happen? Sure—but a slim one—so don’t bank on a one-night-stand resulting in something more.

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Spending time with your partner this weekend is the move. Intimacy, romance, and all of the dramatic lovey-dovey stuff you secretly can’t get enough of is on the menu! This abundance of gooey feelings is definitely a welcome change from the whirlpool of emotions from this past Mercury Retrograde, and if you’re looking to make things official, this could be the perfect week!

If you’ve been together forever:

Mercury Retrograde asked you to be more selfless and mindful of the subjective expectations you place on your S.O. The retrograde has officially ended (finally!) and the change in the astro-weather is definitely noticeable! It’s the same as those butterflies you felt when you first met, but just because things feel nice in the moment doesn’t mean everything is perfect. Use these nice feelings as motivation to fix any remaining issues brought up by the retrograde.

Virgo

If you’re single AF:

You feel like you need to work and be productive this weekend, but Venus in Pisces is focusing all of its energy on bettering your love life! The planet of love is in your chart’s relationships zone for just a few weeks every year, so make the most of it! Conveniently “forgetting” some errands won’t be the end of the world, so let yourself live a little and have fun!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Usually you follow the other person’s lead in relationships, which is in your nature. Thing is, this can lead to you being taken advantage of, which may or may not be your current situation. Consider your needs and steer things in the direction you want this week, whether it’s asking to make things official or standing up for yourself in general.

If you’ve been together forever:

Mercury Retrograde helped you get a better grip on the deeper, emotional workings of your relationship, but Venus in Pisces is patching up any feelings that got hurt along the way this week. There’s more romance, better sex, and deeper connections being made, but once Mars enters Gemini this week, you find that job-related matters pull away your attention. Don’t let your job detract from the work being done in your relationship, or the retrograde struggles will have been in vain!

Libra

If you’re single AF:

Friday finds you feeling quiet and introverted, but once you get out of the house and go out, you’re feeling confident, flirtatious, and sexy! You’re turning heads just by being yourself, and finding a hookup is a breeze. Mars moves into Gemini this week, and variety becomes the spice of your sex life. Your bedroom starts to see more traffic now (if that’s what you’re into!) and you can expect to try as many new people and positions as you can!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’re the sign that loves relationships the most, which is interesting considering how afraid you are of commitment! Your sex life thrives all weekend, and you’re having a blast until your partner asks you to take the situationship more seriously. Mars entering Gemini on Sunday activates your fight-or-flight response, and you feel like making things official closes you off to bigger and better things in the future. Don’t let your FOMO ruin a good thing if it's making you happy!

If you’ve been together forever:

Scorpio

If you’re single AF:

You’re not in the mood to head out this weekend, and no matter how many times you swipe right on Tinder you just don’t seem to find any matches. Take this alone time as an opportunity to solo-play and explore your body. You might learn something new! Mars enters Gemini on Sunday, and the rest of the week your sex life has a better chance of finding action, especially Wednesday—guess they call it “hump day” for a reason!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Your current situationship is thriving thanks to Venus in Pisces bringing luck to your love/sex life, and things only appear to be improving more and more! You take relationships and trust very very seriously, so you’d never make things official unless you were 110% sure you were ready, but this week could be the time where you can confidently ask to take things to the next level.

If you’ve been together forever:

A cozy night at home with your partner quickly finds you lost in the heat of passion this weekend, and the erotic vibe only continues as the week goes on! More than any other sign, you desire intimacy and want to feel totally entangled with your lover. Mars’ entry into Gemini this weekend sets a fire in your bedroom and satisfies your sexual needs while also fueling your motivation to get to know every component of your lover, inside and out!

Sagittarius

If you’re single AF:

Whether it’s because of work, errands, or just the activity in your social life, don’t expect to even have time for a quickie this weekend! Once Mars enters Gemini Sunday, it moves its high-energy presence out of your workplace and into your relationships. Expect more hot-and-bothered one-on-one encounters—whether that means fiery love affairs or explosive arguments is TBD, however!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

This week is very much a make-or-break moment for your situationship! It all starts Sunday, when Mars enters Gemini. You begin to spend more and more time together (especially in bed) and the chemistry between you gets hotter and hotter! You feel like the more involved you are with someone, the more restricted you are, which is why you’re notoriously non-committal, but wait—are you running from being too tied down, or just the idea of being too tied down?

If you’ve been together forever:

Aries season is the hottest time of year for your sign! Romance, sex, and fun are all thematic for the next few weeks, and now that Mercury Retrograde is finally over, your love/sex life is absolutely thriving. Mars enters Gemini, your sister sign, this weekend. This essentially pours gasoline on the fire being set in your relationship, and the energy between you and your lover grows and grows. This is spectacular for physical chemistry and your sex life, but Mars’ influence can also ignite tempers and spark arguments just as much as Mercury Retrograde did—be careful!

Capricorn

If you’re single AF:

You’ve probably been told once or twice that you come off as intimidating or aloof, and that’s because… you do. Capricorns are like a brick wall, and getting anything other than a stone-cold glare from you is nearly impossible! Venus in Pisces is drawing in new connections left and right, but when your RBF scares them off, your love life doesn’t get to see much action. Loosen up, tell some jokes, and crack a smile every now and then—you’d be surprised at how much attention you get.

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Your situationship is taking a more emotional turn now, whether feelings were a major factor when it started or not. The walls and boundaries you tend to put up want to come down now and your FWB is tugging at your heartstrings more and more. Will you keep casually hooking up? Will you take a chance at romance? The ball’s in your court, so shoot your shot!

If you’ve been together forever:

Acts of service is your love language of choice, but when your partner feels denied the romance or quality time they need to feel affection, things start to turn south! Instead of sticking to your usual routine, switch it up! Surprise your partner with a gift, call out of work to take them out somewhere, or shake up your sex life with a new toy or position! By adding a little variety and doing something special you can remind them how much you care while avoiding the lovey-dovey stuff you can’t stand.

Aquarius

If you’re single AF:

When Mars enters Gemini on Sunday, you’re in for a treat! The planet of action in Gemini inspires a whirlwind of action in your love/sex life for the next several weeks, so fasten your seatbelt! If you’re looking to settle down, you’re sh*t outta luck—Mars in scatter-brained Gemini doesn’t do “commitment” well, but it does love to experience as much as it can get its hands on!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Venus in Pisces is helping you learn the value of the emotional side of relationships, something you often struggle with. Your ability to turn off your feelings is uncanny, and while it is useful in some circumstances, you’re now learning that it’s preventing you from having deep, intimate relationships. If you want your situationship to become anything more, you can open up to the feeling side of things this week and begin to develop it.

If you’ve been together forever:

Ever since Pisces season began in February, you’ve been learning more and more about the emotional side of your relationship. The learning curve has been steep, but you’ve made tons of progress, and it shows! As Mars enters Gemini this weekend, the sexual side of your relationship thrives. This week’s theme is learning intimacy—not just the sexual kind, but also the erotic, emotional, in-depth kind.

Pisces

If you’re single AF:

Mars enters Gemini this Sunday, bringing all sorts of drama to your home life. This transit signifies, above all else, increased action in your home. This may manifest as aggression or tension between family members or roommates, or perhaps just redecorating or moving houses. With Venus still in your sign, you can manifest your own destiny and entice your crush to come over. If your invitation is well-received this week, expect tons of fun action to play out in the bedroom!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Your flirtationship survived Mercury Retrograde! You’re notoriously non-committal, and Mercury Retrograde is known for breaking down relationships, so this is truly a miracle. For things to go this far surely means that there’s a real connection between you and your partner! You know this, without a doubt, but do they know just how much you actually like them? Let them know this week and you (probably) won’t be let down by their reaction!

If you’ve been together forever:

Don’t let your moody weekend put a rain on your parade for the rest of the week! You live life based on your feelings in the moment, so you could be having the worst day ever but two minutes later be having the time of your life. Other people aren’t as emotionally mutable as you are, so when you say or do something out of anger or moodiness, it sticks with them much longer than it does with you. Mars enters Gemini this weekend, putting you on high alert for the next few weeks. This can spell out conflict at home with your partner if you’re not careful!