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Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

✨Find out what’s in store for your love life this week! 💖

Your Sexoscope for the week of April 12–April 18:

Aries

If you’re single AF:

Stress from your 9-5 has reached a high point, so you’re looking to go hard this weekend. (Even if it's not your birthday yet or it just happened, it's still your season. You do you.) If you’re hankering for some D, you won’t have a problem finding it by flirting with that cutie at the bar, thanks to the fiery Leo moon (and all the liquid courage you’re downing.) Have fun!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

This weekend is great for your love life, if you can survive the tremendous pressure at work. A romantic date and some great sex with your playmate on Saturday leads to an afterglow that lasts all Sunday. Ready to take things more seriously? Mercury enters your sign on Wednesday—that’s the day to bring it up!

If you’ve been together forever:

Last Mercury Retrograde was especially potent, but the fog is finally lifting! Any leftover drama is gone by the end of the weekend, and you’re feeling much better. It’s the perfect weekend for a romantic getaway—even something as little as a day trip to the beach promises to be a lovely experience. If you’ve been wanting to get married or move in, Mercury entering your sign on Wednesday is the perfect chance to ask.

Taurus

If you’re single AF:

Friday night’s astrology finds you feeling super extroverted and confident, so putting yourself out there and finding someone sexy to spend the night with isn’t hard—just watch out for coming off as cocky and obnoxious! Even if you’re just looking for a one night stand, catching feels is likely this weekend, so make sure you get their number before you go!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Despite your passive aggressive reputation, you’re feeling unusually eager to speak your mind this weekend. This could be good if you’re trying to make moves and turn your situationship into something more serious, but if any sort of argument or disagreement breaks out, watch your temper!

If you’ve been together forever:

Although Aries season is usually a quiet time for you, this weekend is anything but! Expect important conversations with your partner that moves your relationship status forward mega-quick! If you’re relationship is solid, you can make the decision to move in together or get engaged. If your love life has been a major struggle, this weekend could be the final straw that leads to you parting ways.

Gemini

If you’re single AF:

You’re a talker. Doesn’t matter if you’re excited, angry, nervous—you always have something to say. This is especially true this weekend, and you can’t seem to shut up! You can use this astrology to get hella matches on your fave dating app or get your crush’s number, but don’t ham it up too much or you risk talking their ear off and turning them away.

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Friday night finds you feeling more emotional than usual, so you can tap into the romantic side of your love life more easily. A heart-to-heart with your partner starts a conversation about your situationship that accelerates all weekend until Sunday, the perfect time to ask about going steady. Big changes are headed towards your love life, and Wednesday’s hot-and-bothered astrology appears to be working in your favor.

If you’ve been together forever:

Whatever you have planned for Friday night gets scrapped and you opt to Netflix and chill with your partner instead. Work’s been a drag for your sign lately, and the stress has trickled into your love life. Luckily, you’re able to work through those issues with your S.O. this weekend, and any residual BS from Mercury Retrograde finally disappears this week, too.

Cancer

If you’re single AF:

Whoever you run into on Friday night gives you major heart eyes! Whether it’s a planned first date or just a new face you meet at the bar, you feel an instant connection. You hit it off, but things are off to a slow start. You’re not likely to sleep together right away, but you’re crushing hard and by the end of the week, you’re determined to make plans for round two!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

This week, your situationship covers a ton of ground in record time. You go from being FWB’s to relationship partners, or go from talking every day to being ghosted. You’re cautious and don’t like to rush into things, but you’re deciding if you want to commit, or nah, by the end of the week.

If you’ve been together forever:

One-on-one quality time with your lover is the theme of this weekend. You’re becoming much more intimate with each other, in and out of the bedroom, and you can expect to level up your relationship by the end of the week. Mercury enters fellow cardinal sign Aries on Wednesday, which marks the start of a three-week period where important conversations re: relationship status and titles occur.

Leo

If you’re single AF:

Despite your best efforts, Friday night doesn’t look spectacular for your sex life. You can cast a wide net and hit up all of your Tinder matches, but don’t expect a text back until Saturday. There’s a major turnaround on Sunday, where the stars align and send major good luck vibes to your love life, and you’re all but guaranteed to get the hot action you’ve been thirsty for all weekend!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

If you’re playing around with someone on the side, the other half of your current situationship won’t be happy about it if they find out this weekend. On the other hand, you might be the one to catch them in the act with someone else—yikes! Establishing boundaries and rules may be in your best interests this week or things may fall apart. On the bright side, if you need a rebound, you’re only a few right-swipes away from feeling better!

If you’ve been together forever:

Resist the urge to catch an attitude with bae on Friday—you’re grumpy AF but all it takes is one catty remark to ruin the weekend. Your horoscope is very high-energy for the rest of the weekend, which can lead to explosive arguments or passionate sex, depending on you and your partners’ mood! If you’re feeling the Monday blues after work, you can unwind with sex so hot that it brightens the rest of your week!

Virgo

If you’re single AF:

A night out with friends this Friday has the potential to turn into an evening with your next hookup! They might seem great at first, but waking up on Saturday, you might find that you barely have anything in common. You’re not exactly feeling great in general, and the bad mood carries on throughout the weekend. Luckily, you have a generally stress-free week coming up, free of headaches and drama.

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’re feeling social and plan on heading out with friends on Friday…but who knows, the steamy astrology of the weekend might find you waking up in your FWB’s bed on Saturday! You’ve been way more feels-y than usual and beginning to crush super hard, but you’re feeling distance from the other person this week. Don’t panic or try super hard to "win them over"–always go where you are wanted.

If you’ve been together forever:

Lately, you’ve been having way more ~emotions~ than you’re used to. This foreign feeling is pushing you out of your comfort zone—something you’re certainly not a fan of. All of this internal turmoil isn’t without reason, Virgo. This week, you’re becoming much more intimate with your S.O. and exploring a more in-depth, emotional component of your relationship, which also heats up things in the bedroom!

Libra

If you’re single AF:

Aries season is the most relationship-oriented time of year for you, which is a shame since you’re living the single life! You’re a hopeless romantic who’s also afraid of commitment, so relationships don’t always go the way you plan. Luckily, this weekend can bring hookups, first dates, and hella Tinder matches that all have potential to develop into something more—especially once Mercury enters Aries on Wednesday.

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’re more inclined to hang out with your squad and go out with friends rather than hit up your FWB most of the weekend. When you get that “wyd” text on Sunday, however, it’s game on and you’re in for a great time with your partner, whether it’s boning all day or just hanging out. Things are casual now, but once Mercury enters Aries this week, you find that your once-a-week hookup is texting you heart emojis all the time…and you’re crushing hard!

If you’ve been together forever:

This weekend, you’re more inclined to see friends rather than spend time with your partner. Sunday’s the best night all week for a date, though! Your mood is sky high, you’re feeling upbeat, and all of your romantic, lovey-dovey feels are magnified! By the time the week is over, all of the stress you’ve been handling at work lately clears up, giving you all the time and energy you want for spending time with your partner!

Scorpio

If you’re single AF:

Don’t let an f-boy eff up a nice time this Friday! You’re really feeling yourself and having a fun time going out, but it’s possible that the cutie you’re checking out at the bar is actually a POS. Your love life is waaaaay luckier on Saturday. A total dreamboat slides into your DMs with their best pick-up line, and you take the bait! Plan to meet up on Monday—the astrology for romance and unforgettable sex is insane.

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Any residual Mercury Retrograde drama finally clears up this week, but not without flipping the bird one last time on Friday, where a misunderstanding or argument sours your night. You’re stubborn AF, but a little flexibility goes a long way this week and can be the deciding factor in whether you take this relationship to the next level or cut things off.

If you’ve been together forever:

That big argument from that damn Mercury Retrograde rears its ugly head one final time this weekend—keep a level head and don’t let shit hit the fan a second time! This is the final week where the planets in Pisces are helping your love/sex life reach its max potential, so make love, not war! Aries season is all about your work life, and that trend grows stronger on Wednesday once Mercury flies into Aries.

Sagittarius

If you’re single AF:

Your Friday night hook-up ends with you catching feelings fast, so by Saturday morning (in classic, anti-committal Sagittarian fashion) you bolt outta there! When it comes to ghosting, you’re like Casper (aka, you do it in a friendly way), but this week you’re crushing hard enough to slide into their DMs again. By Wednesday, you’re on the way over to see them for round two!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

If any one sign has commitment issues, it’s yours! You just don’t like being tied down, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but on Friday night, you’re feeling super close with your partner. As a fire sign, your emotions come in bursts, but you’re really feeling being around your crush. Relationships aren’t cages, and intimacy isn’t something that holds you back—it can actually help you find the perfect partner to travel the world with!

If you’ve been together forever:

A romantic date or just surprising your partner with something sweet on Friday seamlessly transitions to the both of you lighting a fire in the bedroom all night long. The steamy mood becomes more light-hearted by the next day, and you can start your Saturday off with some playful morning sex that keeps your mood uplifted all weekend!

Capricorn

If you’re single AF:

You’re in the mood for romance (or maybe just horny AF?) on Friday, but the potential suitors that show up in your DMs just don’t do it for you. Looks like the phrase “if you want something done right, do it yourself” unfortunately applies to your sex life that evening. Try again on Saturday and a hottie is certain to spot you and carry you away!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

The ball’s in your court, Capricorn. Your partner is trying to make subtle moves, but you’re not giving them anything back. Don’t be so cautious! If you’re crushing on your FWB, it’s okay to open up. If you want things to be strictly no-strings-attached, just tell them. By clearing the air now, you don’t have to worry about headaches and heartbreaks down the line.

If you’ve been together forever:

This is the perfect weekend for your love life! On the romantic front, you’re feeling more snuggly and sweet than usual, which is sure to delight your partner since they never get to indulge in lovey-dovey cuteness with you! On the sexual side, Saturday and Sunday’s intense mood rile up your libido and support long-lasting, passionate sex that has you seeing sparks.

Aquarius

If you’re single AF:

You’re busy with work and chores on Friday, so kick any hopes for flirting or f*cking to the curb. Saturday’s much nicer-looking for your love life, and any first dates or flings promise to go well! If your love life is lacking, open up your fave dating app on Sunday and swipe right—not every hottie is a match, but you can make some new connections to have fun with during the week!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

It’s in your best interests to not expect much on Friday—duty calls and you’re either clocked in at work or spending time handling other responsibilities. Hit up your playmate on Saturday or Sunday, and you’re way more likely to get lucky. Are you two an item, or are you just playin’? This week tempts you with potential new love affairs, but try to just window shop and move along, especially if you’re looking to turn your situationship into something more real.

If you’ve been together forever:

The vibes of this weekend are great for your love life! Any time with bae is time well spent, and you’re having fun in bed, out at date night, or just being together hanging out. The good vibes continue on throughout the week, and these prolonged good feels have you falling more and more for them! What are your relationship goals? If you’re looking to step it up and move in together or get married, you can start that convo this week.

Pisces

If you’re single AF:

That cutie sliding in your DMs lately? They’re crushing hard, and if you are too, make a move on Friday! You can start up a fun flirtationship or FWB situation that becomes a regular thing, which is usually a challenge for you—commitment, routines, and being predictable just aren’t very you. It’s shocking how much you like this person, and you have major heart eyes for them by the end of the week!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Send that “wyd?” text on Friday night, and you won’t be disappointed! The astro-weather helps you feel confident and sexy, so any sex you have is especially exciting. Your partner catches you slipping afterwards and you might say a little too much about how much you’re crushing—don’t worry, because they’re feeling the same way! You don’t like to be super serious, but you’re feeling very strongly about this relationship—make it official!

If you’ve been together forever:

Love is a game to you (like the rest of life) but sex with your partner on Friday night feels deep and very intimate. Your job distracts you for the rest of the weekend, but if you have any spare time, it’s certain to be spent with them! You’re full of emotions 24/7 but the romantic feels are especially strong this week. You’ve had a dramatic past few weeks, so enjoy the lovely astrology coming your way now!