Snag a New Vocabulary!

They may not be in Oxford (yet), but these new terms, curated from Urban Dictionary, pretty much sum up our life.

18 June, 2018
Snag a New Vocabulary!

MASTURDATING (n) Going out alone to a movie or a restaurant

NONVERSATION (n) A completely worthless conversation; small talk.

ASKHOLE (n) Someone who asks too many stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions.

UNKEYBOARDINATED (adj) When you’re unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

BEERBOARDING (n) Extracting information from a colleague by getting them drunk.

DUDEVORCE (n) When two bros officially end their friendship.

UNLIGHTENING (v) Learning something that makes you dumber.

YOUNIVERSE (n) Used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; their universe consists only of them.

DOPPLEBANGER (n) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them (but is not related).

CHIPTEASE (n) When you buy a bag of potato chips thinking that it will be full but it’s just air.

ERRORIST (n) Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong.

CARCOLEPSY (n) A condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.

DESTINESIA (n) When you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place.

BEDGASM (n) A feeling of euphoria when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

AMBITCHOUS (adj) Striving to be more of a b*tch than the average b*tch.

HIBERDATING (v) When a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

  

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