The Best Fast Food For Your Sign

Let the stars decide your dinner plans tonight.

21 March, 2018
The Best Fast Food For Your Sign

Let the stars decide your dinner plans tonight.

Aries

Whenever a restaurant's adding something new to the menu, you're the first to know—and the first to try it. Burger King's been on a hot streak, adding new menu items like crazy, so if you haven't had its Cheetos-dusted Chicken Fries yet, you need to. ASAP.

1Aries

Whenever a restaurant's adding something new to the menu, you're the first to know—and the first to try it. Burger King's been on a hot streak, adding new menu items like crazy, so if you haven't had its Cheetos-dusted Chicken Fries yet, you need to. ASAP.

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Taurus

If you're grabbing fast food, you're not messing around with a drive thru. You're calm enough to wait in Chipotle's often-long lines, because you appreciate the ability to call the shots, customizing your order to suit your tastes. You're known for having a "spicy" personality, so we can only imagine you go HAM on the medium, corn and hot salsas.

2Taurus

If you're grabbing fast food, you're not messing around with a drive thru. You're calm enough to wait in Chipotle's often-long lines, because you appreciate the ability to call the shots, customizing your order to suit your tastes. You're known for having a "spicy" personality, so we can only imagine you go HAM on the medium, corn and hot salsas.

Gemini

You truly believe that variety's the spice of life, so you're down to hit up any fast food joint with plenty of options, like Arby's. You can go all Beef' n Cheddar one day, chicken fajita flatbread the next—then maybe curly fries and a Jamocha shake another day. Nobody can peg you for sticking with the same old, same old every day.

3Gemini

You truly believe that variety's the spice of life, so you're down to hit up any fast food joint with plenty of options, like Arby's. You can go all Beef' n Cheddar one day, chicken fajita flatbread the next—then maybe curly fries and a Jamocha shake another day. Nobody can peg you for sticking with the same old, same old every day.

Cancer

You're all about enjoying time at home, being surrounded by family, so you'd appreciate any place that lets you order big-batch meals—like a bucket of fried chicken—you can take back to the casa and share. Plus, those sides (mashed potatoes! mac and cheese! green beans!) remind you of Mom's cooking ... you know, when Mom was frazzled and too burned out to cook.

4Cancer

You're all about enjoying time at home, being surrounded by family, so you'd appreciate any place that lets you order big-batch meals—like a bucket of fried chicken—you can take back to the casa and share. Plus, those sides (mashed potatoes! mac and cheese! green beans!) remind you of Mom's cooking ... you know, when Mom was frazzled and too burned out to cook.

Leo

You're known for being adventurous, creative and borderline flashy, which means you're totally down with Taco Bell's OTT offerings, like Doritos Locos Tacos and Kit Kat Chocodillas, even if the latter means you have to plan a trip to the U.K. (Just another excuse for adventure, right?)

5Leo

You're known for being adventurous, creative and borderline flashy, which means you're totally down with Taco Bell's OTT offerings, like Doritos Locos Tacos and Kit Kat Chocodillas, even if the latter means you have to plan a trip to the U.K. (Just another excuse for adventure, right?)

Virgo

Some people wouldn't consider Panera fast food, but for health-conscious Virgos like you, it's the closest you'll get to a ready-in-minutes meal. You're all about the company's commitment to clean eating—and its crazy addictive broccoli cheddar soup.

6Virgo

Some people wouldn't consider Panera fast food, but for health-conscious Virgos like you, it's the closest you'll get to a ready-in-minutes meal. You're all about the company's commitment to clean eating—and its crazy addictive broccoli cheddar soup.

Libra

To you, a meal well spent is one shared with friends, so pizza is your go-to. You can invite everyone over to have a slice (or three), and you can customize your pie with all kinds of toppings—maybe even half and half—which appeals to your desire to play peacekeeper with everyone. Even that friend who insists on eating pineapple and anchovies on their pizza.

7Libra

To you, a meal well spent is one shared with friends, so pizza is your go-to. You can invite everyone over to have a slice (or three), and you can customize your pie with all kinds of toppings—maybe even half and half—which appeals to your desire to play peacekeeper with everyone. Even that friend who insists on eating pineapple and anchovies on their pizza.

Scorpio

Your perfect meal is less about the food and more about the experience. Scorpios are known for loving deep, peel-back-the-layers-of-an-issue conversations, and sitting outside the playland at Mickey D's just isn't right for that. Starbucks lets you enjoy a cup of coffee—or a secret menu drink, which appeals to your love of the mysterious—in a cushy armchair, to the tunes of Adele (or whatever smooth jazz-meets-pop jam they're blasting).

8Scorpio

Your perfect meal is less about the food and more about the experience. Scorpios are known for loving deep, peel-back-the-layers-of-an-issue conversations, and sitting outside the playland at Mickey D's just isn't right for that. Starbucks lets you enjoy a cup of coffee—or a secret menu drink, which appeals to your love of the mysterious—in a cushy armchair, to the tunes of Adele (or whatever smooth jazz-meets-pop jam they're blasting).

Sagittarius

As the traveler of the zodiac, it's NO WONDER you'd love a meal you can only get on the west coast of the U.S. You're all about expanding your horizons with new experiences too, so you probably won't hesitate to make your burger animal-style. (Psst ... here's how to make it at home.)

9Sagittarius

As the traveler of the zodiac, it's NO WONDER you'd love a meal you can only get on the west coast of the U.S. You're all about expanding your horizons with new experiences too, so you probably won't hesitate to make your burger animal-style. (Psst ... here's how to make it at home.)

Capricorn

You share Cancer's love of classic, reliable foods that remind you of childhood, so heading to McDonald's to

10Capricorn

You share Cancer's love of classic, reliable foods that remind you of childhood, so heading to McDonald's to

Aquarius
treatyoself is a no-brainer. Plus, that Value Menu seriously appeals to your practical side.

11Aquariustreatyoself is a no-brainer. Plus, that Value Menu seriously appeals to your practical side.

Pisces

You're known for doing your own thing, so while others might run to more conventional chains, you'd gladly make a detour for a chicken strips basket. You also love original, quirky treats, so DQ's ever-rotating list of Blizzards is your jam.

12Pisces

You're known for doing your own thing, so while others might run to more conventional chains, you'd gladly make a detour for a chicken strips basket. You also love original, quirky treats, so DQ's ever-rotating list of Blizzards is your jam.

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