"This Pineapple Is Everything I've Ever Needed In Life"

True fact: Pineapples are fabulous. They don't really need to be improved on as is, but this is the Internet — a place full of stuff you didn't know you needed until someone shared it on Reddit and you're like it me, get in my life etc., etc. Case in point: this perfect Champagne/chocolate hybrid pineapple, which, moving forward, is the only gift I will ever need to receive on any given occasion at which gifts are required:

As the tutorial here makes clear, you just need to wrap some duct tape around a bottle of champagne, stick on a bunch of Ferrero Rocher chocolates, and then add some grass fronds on top. Wrap your creation in ribbon and decorative plastic wrap and voilà, from a distance, it's sassy fruit but from close up, it's better. I am in awe of this; I'm going to start hosting parties, like, all the time just so people bring me these pineapples, TBH. It would never get old!

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