Over at Reddit, people who claim to be current and former sex workers are sharing the "strangest" thing a client has asked them to do. The results are highly readable. I love behind-the-scene info about any industry, but when you throw in sex, it becomes 1000x more interesting. What can I say? I'm a gross voyeuristic monster (aka normal human)!
Without further ado, here are the 11 most interesting stories:
1. A trip to the dentist! "I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get out a set of dental picks and mirrors and electric toothbrush, and do a 'dental exam' on my feet. For an hour. Checking for 'cavities', 'polishing', 'flossing', etc. I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants. It was actually a totally great time, if a bit bizarre to start."
2. Errand girl! "I was a cam girl for about six months in college. My weirdest customer wanted me to make him weekly grocery lists, errands lists, and just general "honey do" lists for things he had to do around the house. He was a young guy, maybe 25, and actually really attractive. British. He claimed he was lonely after his fiancée moved to Belgium for a year for school, and now they were on a break. These were all the things she used to ask him to do, and now she was too busy. So every week, I'd have a private show with him, and we'd drink coffee and go over that week's list, and I'd wish him luck at work that day. It was kind-of sweet, kind-of heartbreaking."
3. Nursing! "Former male escort here. Had a larger, 50-ish lady ask me to snuggle with her in a rocking chair. Wanted me to suck on her nipples as if I were nursing. She stroked my hair the entire time."
4. More nursing! "You know what. I've worked as an escort (I have a vagina) and I've thought about getting a male escort and just cuddle with him. It would be nice to have someone big and muscular cuddle me and make me feel safe and warm without any expectations of sex. I also have a weird fantasy of having a grown man suck my nipples like delicious milk is coming out of them. And I want someone to let me get comfortable with their dick without expecting sex. Like let me stare at it for however long I want, make it hard, make it soft, let me examine the balls, just let me take in the sight. I've never done that, I only get to see it right before sex when my focus is on giving pleasure. I just want to take a breath and look at it."
5. We're trying to make a memory! "Man, I came to this thread all 'I'm a sex worker! Finally my time to shine!' And then realized my job is pretty boring. Last night this young guy called me and asked me to see him, and his buddy at the same time. I politely declined. I don't do duos, because you have twice as much you have to pay attention too, making sure they don't slip off a condom, etc. Plus it is much easier for two men to physically over power you than one. So when I declined the dude on the phone starts trying to talk me into it, and my favorite thing, that he said was: 'WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A MEMORY!' Like one day him, and his brother will be sitting in a nursing home together, and look at each other, and be like 'Hey Bro, do you remember that time we fucked a whore together?' 'Yeah, Bro.'"
6. The time it turned into something more. "My current SO was an Escort and we met through her work. I was her strange client. I was a law student at the time and had lost my previous SO to suicide. I really had a hard time "dating" (because of time constraints, etc) so, I paid an Escort to 'date' me. She would come over, and we'd made dinner, watch TV, fool around, take naps and generally be "boyfriend/girlfriend" on Saturday afternoon and evening."
This went on for six months, until the woman started staying the night and for the entire day on Sunday. When he tried to give her more money, she told him the guy that liked him and wanted more. He did too. He finishes it up:
"[S]even years later, I'm an associate partner at a firm and she teaches high school English. No one knows how we met or what she used to do. It's like our weird little secret. We have this funny story that will probably go to the grave with us."
7. More dental work! "I worked the front desk at a dungeon and we had a client that liked to pretend to do dental work, but on a girl's feet. Mostly is was a tickling session dressed up as a teeth cleaning - he'd use an electric toothbrush and a tiny keyboard hose vacuum, the canned air sprayer thing and role play the whole thing."
8. Rub a dub dub! "One guy paid for a private show and asked me to take my laptop to the bathroom and completely submerge myself in water for as long as I could. I was under for maybe 45 seconds and when I came up he had left the room. I still wonder what he got out of that."
9. Couple play! "A couple of times I had a young married couple who got me to jerk the man off inside the woman. As in, the guy would put his dick in the girl's pussy, then I would slide my hand into her pussy around his dick, so I was sort of jerking him off and fisting her at the same time. That's literally all they wanted (in a few different positions)."
10. Breakfast! "Guy who requested that I crack eggs over my vagina 'so he could watch them slide down my labia.'"
11. Yikes! "A college professor asked me to bring a burlap sack, school girl outfit for me and rope. The only thing he didn't ask me to bring was a knife he was going to murder me with. He didn't live too far from the highway strip where a few girls' bodies were found, all of them sex workers. It crossed my mind but I told myself it couldn't have been him. It's be too obvious."
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