Oh, Chandler Bing. How can we repay you for the many words of wisdom you have shared with us over the years in Friends? He may have ended up happily married to Monica, but before all that we followed Chanandler Bong on his quest of love, from Janice to Kathy and everything in-between.
So, to celebrate it being Matthew Perry's 46th birthday today (yes, really), here is single life, according to Chandler...
You're totally fine being single. Like, TOTALLY.
…most of the time
Then the desperation kicks in
So, you hit the town
FINALLY you find someone on your wavelength
And you really think you've connected
You pull out your best line
And things are great for a while, until you get dumped.
And then things get bleak
REALLY bleak.
So, you try online dating
But there are SO many people posing with tigers
And using the phrase Tinder-ella
And you quickly realise…
But it's all good, because you've found the PERFECT solution.