Is there anything worse to shop for than pants? At least when you go to the dentist, you get a free toothbrush. But all you get when you trek to the mall for a new pair of jeans is that nasty, triple-sided mirror staring you down. It's even worse when you order jeans online, only to experience the profound disappointment when they don't fit even the littlest bit. Don't worry, we get it, and so do these folks.
According to Twitter, jean shopping involves...
Because let's be honest, it's not going to be a fun experience.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/616967121759772672" >
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If you're lucky, everyone else in the dressing room will just ignore your strained sighs.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/MaryKoCo/status/745776114518228997" >
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Seriously, why can't they be sized in the same height-and-waist way? And why do ours have so many weird names?
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/settleprecious/status/473975453288378368" >
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What can we even fit in ours? A credit card and a Tic Tac?
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/hayaomayazaki/status/747415655511535617" >
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Why have some stores sneakily started selling them again? Why must this trend haunt our society like the lingering scent of a plague?
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/746173835817410561" >
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Will they be too small? Too large? Too...plum-like?
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/JakeBoys/status/747892927439978496" >
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If you have thick thighs, every pair is way too big in the waist. If you have wide hips, they're all too loose in the legs. It's a never-ending struggle.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/rosss_sarah/status/747869842468798464" >
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Due to body image pressure, it can feel upsetting to shop for your real size — but when it comes down to it, you'll feel and look way better in it.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/sammynickalls/status/747781875335307265" >
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And being short makes shopping just as frustrating.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/tina_descombes/status/745752396240916481" >
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That's, like, a week when any shopping sessions are basically futile. And wearing white jeans is pretty much out of the question for ... well, basically forever.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/ebrownie/status/747402746190499840" >
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Hannah makes a great point:
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/hannahsmothers_/status/676496238573961217" >
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And don't even get me started on sizes above a 12.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/monicaheisey/status/739556681521192961" >
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It hurts. It really hurts.
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/ohkayewhatever/status/555931600798875650" >
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Then again, there might be one thing worse...
[twitter ]https://twitter.com/anchorlines/status/468156258462482432" >
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