Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

 

Aries

You feel it as soon as you wake up on Friday, Aries; the moon is in your sign, making you more vibrant and upbeat than ever! Heading out this weekend? Uranus, planet of surprises, is teaming up with talkative Mercury, indicating that chance encounters this weekend could pull a total heartthrob into your life! Sunday evening’s Taurus moon is the perfect sensual backdrop to some sexy fun, but you’re likely to catch feels since that same day Mercury enters romantic, dreamy Pisces.

Hot-and-bothered Mars has been in your sign for well over a month, and on Thursday (aka Valentine's day!!!) it moves into the slower, more practical sign of Taurus. You aren’t quite as high-energy and horny, but this astro brings out a slower, sensual, and more pleasurable side to life in the bedroom.

Taurus

The Aries moon this weekend that is energizing everyone else seems to be killing your mood, Taurus. Spend some time alone and let the moody storm clouds pass over. It’s the perfect downtime to take a well-needed nap through the high-energy hustle and bustle of Aquarius season. The moon enters your sign on Sunday, stabilizing your mood and providing a calm, easygoing vibe—perfect for some Netflix and chillin' with your partner.

At the same time, Mercury, planet of communication, dips into the waters of Pisces, bringing more action to your social life and a soft, relaxing tone to your conversations and new connections. Emotional Pisces’ influence means that somewhere among all of these new faces could be your next crush or hookup. Mars, planet of energy and action, moves out of Aries and into your sign on Valentine’s day, meaning that your libido and stamina are at an all time high, just in time to get it on for the hottest holiday of the year!

Gemini

A social and fiery Aries moon on Friday promises a thrilling night out with the girls, Gemini! Your fave planet, chatty Mercury, teams up with Uranus, planet of disruptions, on Saturday, so fasten your seatbelt! It promises a busy day in your social life (but when isn’t your social life busy?) that brings new people who stand out a lot! A new connection could easily develop into your next crush—or just a hookup, whatever you want!

On Sunday, the moon enters Taurus, where it slowly trudges for the next few days. Take this time to chill out, relax, or meditate—you def don’t feel like being social. On Wednesday, the moon enters your sign, waking you back up just in time for Uranus to connect with Mars in Aries, shaking things up in the form of additional surprise connections and exciting connections. Looks like you’re the most popular sign this week!

Cancer

Friday’s Aries moon starts your weekend off with a gung-ho, upbeat attitude, Cancer! Ride this exciting wave of energy out until the moon enters Taurus on Sunday and things simmer down. This easygoing energy is more your speed, and thanks to the earthy lunar energy of the evening, sex takes on a more sensual and erotic flavor!

Mercury also enters Pisces on Sunday, where it stays for several weeks. This keeps your mood up and your communications with others pleasant in general, plus the like-minded water sign vibes of Pisces mean that stress and anxiety are at a low! As the week continues, the moon enters Gemini, which isn’t great for your sign. It’s a good time to take it easy in preparation for Valentine’s day, when Mars, planet of libido and action, enters Taurus! Your social life is busier for the next few weeks, and since the horniest planet is flying through the most sensual sign, you might find your V-day hookup within your friend group!

Leo

Friday’s Aries moon warms you up for an exciting weekend, Leo! The familiar energy of the fellow fire sign puts you in a good mood, which only gets better on Saturday when chatty Mercury plays nice with Uranus, the zodiac’s mover and shaker. This activates your chart’s zones of relationships and travel, respectively, meaning that the hottie you hook up with this weekend could be visiting from a foreign country or totally not your type!

Enjoy the action while it lasts, because the Taurus moon on Sunday evening promises to pull the brakes on the fun and puts you in a more practical state of mind. Mercury entering Pisces at the same time has you in a deeper, more emotional state of mind, which lasts for several weeks and encourages you to get more in-touch with your closest relationships.

Virgo

The Aries moon on Friday night turns up the heat in your bedroom, Virgo, as it activates your chart’s zone of intimacy and sex! Good thing, too—it means you’re in mood for the action coming into your love life on Saturday, when high-energy Mars reaches a critical point. This astrology means big moves are happening in your relationships, but the ball’s in your court! It’s the type of urgent feeling that makes you jump out of your comfort zone to get what you want, and fast. It’s activating your chart’s zones of romance, sex, and relationships, so don’t be shocked if a sudden and sexy rendezvous occurs!

The very next day, your ruling planet Mercury enters daydreamy Pisces in your chart’s relationships zone, which may be indicate a new relationship blossoming. The moon enters Taurus on Sunday, too, further hinting at an optimistic mood. Mars enters Taurus on Thursday, predicting six weeks of excitement and new experiences. Why not start in the bedroom? Taurus is the most sensual sign, after all. Plus, it’ll be V-day!

Libra

If you’re looking for a hot date, a night of romance, or just some good sex, Friday’s your night Libra! The Aries moon in your chart’s relationships zone means that connecting with others in or out of the bedroom is especially easy and rewarding all weekend! On Saturday, Mercury in your chart’s love/sex sector teams up with Uranus, planet of suddenness, bringing tons of action and newness into your romantic life (and in bed.)

This astro-weather continues to build more and more excitement until the tempo slows down on Sunday night, when the moon enters sensual Taurus, in your chart’s zone of intimacy, and gives the next few days an easygoing and indulgent vibe. On Thursday, just in time for Valentine’s day, Mars enters Taurus in that same sexy zone in your chart, initiating several weeks of increased action in your sex life and closest relationships.

Scorpio

The high-energy Aries moon isn’t as fun for you as it is for other signs, Scorpio. It’s just as busy and action-packed for you, but only because of the overtime hours you’re clocking in at work! Luckily, come Sunday night, the vibe is more chill once the moon enters your sister sign, Taurus. You and Taurus are the zodiac’s most sensual and sexual signs, so the mood is indulgent and lusty, bordering on hedonistic if you let it!

Mercury, planet of communication, enters Pisces at the same time, which primarily focuses on your thoughts and conversations around the topic of romance and sex. You feel more empowered to say what you want and shoot your shot the next time you see your crush! On Valentine’s day, your ruling planet, Mars, enters Taurus, immediately cooling down the friction and stress in your work life and bringing a special kind of heat to your relationships. This can bode for an incredibly delicious V-day with your lover!

Sagittarius

Love is in the air on Friday night, Sagittarius, thanks to the frisky vibes of the fun-filled Aries moon! You’re feeling a little playful, a little romantic, and super energized! Saturday brings new connections thanks to chatty Mercury mingling with Uranus, planet of newness, in your chart’s romance/sex sector! This could play out by you bumping into a hottie-turned-hookup that leaves you speechless; or perhaps you catch feels for the cutie that slides into your Tinder messages and finally set up a date!

On Sunday, the general vibe shifts gears as the busybody Taurus moon pulls your focus work life. The high-energy atmosphere is still lit come V-day, when Mars enters Taurus. For the next several weeks, most of your time and energy is devoted to work and your everyday responsibilities. There’s still time to snooze at home and snuggle up with bae, though, thanks to Mercury entering relaxed and romantic Pisces this week, providing a taste of the dreamy vibes of upcoming Pisces season.

Capricorn

The Aries moon this weekend could find you sleeping in and hitting the snooze button over and over, Capricorn. You’re in the mood to relax at, but this weekend isn’t the most easygoing for your sign! Mars, planet of action, hits important angles in your chart on Saturday, showing that a big decision comes along that requires you to act fast, specifically in your love life. This is an urgent make-or-break situation where big changes re: your relationship status can occur.

Sunday’s Taurus moon is a good omen for things turning out alright—it activates your chart’s zone of romance and sex, after all, so even if shit hit the fan with your love life, you can at least enjoy some makeup sex or rebound with an unforgettable hookup! Speaking of good sex, Valentine’s day is the perfect time to enjoy long-lasting, high energy sex that leaves you and your partner completely breathless. This is thanks to Mars entering Taurus, rocketing your libido to sky-high levels and stirring up all kinds of fun in your love life!

Aquarius

Happy birthday, Aquarius! The Aries moon helps you start your weekend off on a busy, but social note, and Mercury in your sign is hooking up with your favorite planet, Uranus, on Saturday! This brings unpredictable excitement into your life in the form of new connections and a busier, more active pace to the day. On Sunday, the Taurus moon calms the vibe down to a snooze-worthy level, and Mercury dips into Pisces, adding a wash of romance and feels to your otherwise unemotional way of living. This is perfect for getting in touch with your feelings—something you tend not to do—and open up to others on a deeper, more-than-friends level.

Wednesday’s Gemini moon feels frisky and fun, and you’re just playful enough to find a middle-of-the-week hookup, you’re in no mood for action on Valentine's day. This is because Mars enters Taurus on Thursday, meaning that for the next several weeks, most of your energy is used up at home. If you’re living with your partner, this could turn up the heat in the bedroom!

Pisces

Wake up, Pisces! Aquarius season totally drains you, sure, but big things are happening this weekend! There’s a fiery Aries moon, accompanied by action coming from heated Mars on Saturday. Mars rules action and energy, and it activates critical points in your chart’s zones of romance, sex, fun, and social connections. The sexual tension between you and a friend could climax with this astrology, you may meet your next crush via a mutual friend, or perhaps a down-low flirtationship becomes official at this time!

Things are looking up for you, however, since the very next day, the planet Mercury enters your sign! Mercury is all about thoughts, ideas, and communication, so now that it’s in Pisces you can clearly speak your mind and confidently make new connections. It’s perfect for chatting up your crush, pitching new ideas to have fun in the bedroom (it is kinky Aquarius season still, after all!) and bonding in general!

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