15 Twentysomethings Reveal Their Craziest College Hookup Stories

Sex in college is unlike any other sex you'll ever have, which is probably for the best. Between doing it in bunk beds and being sexiled by your roommate, things get very, um, interesting. Cosmopolitan.com asked 15 twentysomethings about their craziest college hookup stories, and the results are amazing (no. 7 ?).

1. "I had been hooking up with one of my guy friends for a while, and one night, we both met up at the bar and were really drunk, so we went back to my dorm. We fooled around and then fell asleep but I was shortly woken up after by feeling a warm liquid on me and thought he had jacked off. Then I realized he had peed on me and I was shocked and grossed out. I elbowed him and he woke up. I guess he realized what happened and told me he was going to leave. The next day he left his wallet in my room so I had to awkwardly give it back to him. Safe to say we never hooked up again." —Paula, 21

2. "My girlfriend and I snuck away during a friend's birthday dinner and we had sex in the bathroom. We both came out completely disheveled and everyone knew what had happened." —Michael, 20

3. "I liked this guy who had a girlfriend, and the first night I went out at school in the fall, we ended up hooking up in a public restroom in a dorm building because we were both commuters. He was fucking me from behind, and the hand dryers came on. It was hysterical!" —Sarah, 24

4. "I met a guy on Tinder and met up with him at a frat party that same night. This was my first frat party ever, mind you. We went home together, had sex, and went on to date for almost a year." —Georgia, 20

5. "Once I met this guy at a bar and we started making out. A little later in the night, I met his twin and could not tell them apart at all. I forgot which one I had kissed and ended up accidentally going home with the other one!" —Lilly, 23

6. "Met a guy on the bus back from the bar where I had left my friends (who also had my phone). Once we were back on campus, the guy invited me back to his friend's house for a party. We hooked up and I fell asleep. I did not have my phone, so when I woke up the next morning, I used the guy's phone to contact my friends. Once I reached them, they freaked out and told me they had filed a missing person's report because they had my phone and couldn't get in contact with me. So they picked me up and brought me to the police station to confirm that I was in fact found. Fun times." —Jamie, 21

7. "One Monday in college, my friend and I were more bored than usual and decided to head to one of the bars on campus. The bar was pretty empty, as expected, so we grabbed a seat at the bar to take some shots. A few shots later, we were approached by two older-looking guys who offered to buy us drinks. We were bored and broke, so why not? A few drinks later, the two guys ended up coming back to play some beer pong. It wasn't until after a couple of games and one too many drinks that one of them starts pumping up the music and stripping for all of our roommates. Turns out one of them used to be a stripper and now they are both state troopers! Overlooking the stripper thing, I guess the state trooper thing was a turn-on in the moment because we ended up going upstairs and having the best sex of my life. Woke up with a clump of hair on the floor and my legs still shaking." —Mairead, 22

8. "My boyfriend and I decided to have sex on the countertop in the dorm bathrooms. As we were getting into it, I slipped backward and fell into the sink. I ended up with a huge bruise on my back from the faucet." —Michelle, 20

9. "Having sex with someone on a frat couch ... during a frat party." —Elli, 21

10. "We broke into the architecture building at my school. I picked her up and laid her onto a table and smashed some kid's project in the process. I'm guessing the project was a lot of work because it was 2 in the morning and a kid was working on his on the other side of the room." —Ryan, 20

11. "Went to the mall and had sex in Macy's." —Brooke, 20

12. "I hooked up with a guy sophomore year, and after we were done, he goes, 'I think you need someone with a little less experience. By the way, can I borrow your Rent DVD?' I was so taken aback, I was just like, 'Um, I guess??' I never saw him or my DVD again." —Sam, 21

13. "I go to a big Division I college and we live for football. Because of my major, I have classes with a lot of the athletes and became friends with many football players. One night in a snowstorm, I went over to one of their apartments and had sex with him for longer than any other time in my life. When we woke up, there was so much snow I couldn't walk home, and his roommate, the quarterback, had to drive me home. Now he is in the NFL." —Kate, 22

14. "One time after summer vacation, I came back to school, and right after getting back together with my boyfriend, we hooked up in the boys' shower. It was all fun and games until half the guys on our floor saw us walk out of the bathroom together." —Carly, 19

15. "My first weekend freshmen year, I met this boy at a party, and he was so confident and smooth-talking, and what did I know as an eager freshmen? Well, we went home together and after we're done having sex, he looks at me and goes, 'Oh, by the way, that was my first time.'" —Emily, 25

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