The dubious Instagram collage above represents Kylie Jenner's "mood today," apparently. A literal reading of the image would be her angelic plumped lips flying off to whatever injectable-laden afterlife is available to them, and look at the the itty bitty "Woll Smoth" lips they've left behind! Is this an official obituary; what does it all mean!? BRB while I send a floral wreath just in case it is R.I.P. Kylie's pout, because its presence and short but sweet time in this world certainly impacted all of us.
Some context: Among other Kardashians, Kylie is attending tonight's MTV Video Music Awards - she'll also serve as a presenter. Is it possible she'll appear having undertaken a drastic new makeup direction: one with much less contouring, period, and showcasing the lips she was born with, liner and/or saline not included!? (Yes, possibly.) Will she somehow have shrunk her lips to a smaller size than they began?! (No, probably not.) Will this also mean she's ditched her new blue bob wig already!? (Yes, almost certainly.) Only time will tell, but let's please speculate away wildly all the same.
By Alex Rees
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