10 Signs you should quit your job
- The only thing that gets you through the day is sugar.
- You always have one eye on your e-mails and the other on Buzzfeed.
- You live for office gossip. Anushka from Marketing called off her engagement? That's enough to keep you going for a month.
- Trips to the cafeteria take up 90 percent of your day. Because you can't concentrate without tea.
- Mondays make you want to stab yourself in the eye. Fridays make you so happy you could kiss the weird looking office boy.
- People who say they 'love their job' make you throw up in your mouth a bit.
- You've got a resignation e-mail saved in your drafts; just in case. And you reword it on a daily basis.
- You've perfected your, 'I'm *cough* sick' voice, and go make-up free when you return to work to sell how *sick* you've been.
- Every time your boss calls your name you think: FML. Even when they're just making small talk with you at the lift.
- You've diagnosed yourself with a stomach ulcer from work stress. No, it's got nothing to do with all that sugar you ate.