Don't you just love it when those bouncing bundles of joy reach an age where they start to hound you non-stop with quizzical insights about the world in which they're living in? 

If they're not asking how people get inside the TV they're asking why mummy hasn't got a willy. All those profound thoughts bubbling away in a toddler's mind. 

And we've all experienced an embarrassing shopping trip or two when said bundles have found it hysterically amusing to shout out obscenities at the top of their lungs, leaving bewildered passers-by – and yourself – seriously doubting your parenting skills. #winningatlife

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Kids really do say the funniest things, often asking the most bizarre of questions that you, as a mum – and a human – have absolutely no idea how to answer. 

Brilliant parenting blogger Katie Kirby has been on the receiving end of many inquisitive interrogations from her own pair of 'lively boys', and she documents then brilliantly on her blog Hurrah for Gin. Expect brutal honesty here folks – her blogs are sidesplittingly funny. 

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Teaming up with Kiddicare, Katie has revealed her favourite – and funniest – questions she's ever been asked, incidentally whilst driving in the car. Those long drives can be such a bore – but these are bound to brighten the journey. Enjoy! 

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