We all love belting out a few classics after one too many vinos on a Friday night, but how many times have you sung along to your favourite song only to realise the words coming out of your mouth are not the same words coming out of the speakers? 

*Hangs head in shame.*

We've all been there, boogying on down to Bohemian Rhapsody when you suddenly hear someone singing: 'saving his life from this warm sausage tea'. 

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 And we're pretty sure that Adele doesn't chase penguins. Unless there's something she's not telling us?!

From Madonna to ABBA, here are the top 25 most commonly misheard song lyrics, guaranteed to make you cry with laughter! 

1. Dire Straights: "Money for nothin' and chips for free".Correct lyric: "Money for nothin' and your chicks for free" from Dire Straits' 'Money For Nothing'.

2. Paul Young: "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you". Correct lyric: "Every time you go away take a piece of me with you" from Paul Young's 'Every Time You Go Away'.

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3. The Police: "Sue Lawley". Correct lyric: "So lonely" from The Police's 'So Lonely'.

4. Starships: "We built this city on sausage rolls". Correct lyric: "We built this city on rock 'n' roll" from Starship's 'We Built This City'.

5. Queen: "Saving his life from this warm sausage tea". Correct lyric: "Spare him his life from this monstrosity" from Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.

6. ABBA: "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen". Correct lyric: "See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen" from ABBA's 'Dancing Queen'.

7. Jimmi Hendrix: "Excuse me while I kiss this guy". Correct lyric: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" from Jimi Hendrix's 'Purple Haze'.

8. ABBA: "Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine". Correct lyric: "Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine" from ABBA's 'Dancing Queen'.9. The Eurythmics: "Sweet dreams are made of cheese". Correct lyric: "Sweet dreams are made of these" from The Eurythmics' 'Sweet Dreams (are made of this)'.

10. REM: "Calling Jamaica". Correct lyric: "Call me when you try to wake her" from REM's 'The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite'.

11. Adele: "Or should I just keep chasing penguins". Correct lyric: "Or should I just keep chasing pavements" from Adele's 'Chasing Pavements'.

12. Taylor Swift: "All the lonely Starbucks lovers". Correct lyric: "Got a long list of ex-lovers" from Taylor Swift's 'Blank Space'.

13. Johnny Nash: "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone". Correct lyric: "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone" from Johnny Nash's 'I can see clearly now'.

14. ABBA: "Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day". Correct lyric: "Take me through the darkness to the break of the day" from ABBA's 'Gimme Gimme Gimme'.

15. Madonna: "Poppadom Peach". Correct lyric: "Papa don't preach" from Madonna's 'Papa don't preach'.

16. Bon Jovi: "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not". Correct lyric: "It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" from Bon Jovi's 'Livin' On A Prayer'.

17. Selena Gomez: "I'm farting carrots". Correct lyric: "I'm 14 carat" from Selena Gomez's 'Good for you'.

18. The Monkees: "Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her". Correct lyric: "Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer" from The Monkees' 'I'm a Believer'.

19. The Beatles: "I want to hold your ham". Correct lyric: "I want to hold your hand" from The Beatles' 'I want to hold your hand'.

20. Queen: "Kicking your cat all over the place". Correct lyric: "Kicking your can all over the place" from Queen's 'We Will Rock You'.

21. The Beatles: "Blue seal in the sky with diamonds". Correct lyric: "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" from The Beatles' 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'.

22. Kings of Leon: "Ohh, dyslexics on fire". Correct lyric: "Ohh, this sex is on fire" from Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire'.

23. Nirvana: "Here we are now, in containers". Correct lyric: "Here we are now, entertain us" from Nirvana's 'Smells like teen spirit'.

24. Madonna: "Poppadom peach". Correct lyric: "Papa don't preach" from Madonna's 'Papa don't preach'.

25. REM: "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight". Correct lyric: "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight" from R.E.M.'s 'Losing my religion'.


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