14 Guys on the 1 Thing They Hope They Don't Find in Your Bedroom

"Litter box in the bedroom. I'm out. I'm not sleeping where your cat poops."

21 March, 2018
14 Guys on the 1 Thing They Hope They Don't Find in Your Bedroom

1. "Tons of pictures of me hung up on the walls, like something out of a horror movie. That would do it." ​Tony, 28

2. "Her boyfriend." ​Paul, 29

3. "Oh, this is easy. If the bedroom is real dirty. Not just, like, some clothes thrown everywhere, but like it hasn't been cleaned in two years. Dust and grime everywhere. And if there's, like, mold or something … I'm right out." ​Seth, 25

4. "I don't think I've ever seen anything personally, but … I think if I saw a bunch of already opened condoms in the trash or something, that'd turn me off. I'm just not a one-night stand or casual sex kind of guy, so I just wouldn't want to know..." ​Rob, 28

5. "Cat or dog hair all over the bed. It's not even like I hate animals. I just can't stand getting hair all over my clothes and everything. How do you go out in public like that?" ​Brian, 27

6. "If I'm in a woman's bedroom, there's no turning back." ​Jon, 26

7. "Once, I went back to this woman's place, and her bedroom was decorated like she was a 14-year-old girl. It was like a middle schooler got a hold of a credit card and ordered whatever bedroom furniture they wanted off Amazon [Editor's note: Maybe we're dealing with a real life Freaky Friday situation here?]. Everything was pink and frilly. It's not like it's the worst thing in the world; I just don't want to date a person who collects stuffed animals. I just knew immediately she wasn't my type." —Nick, 24

8. "I haven't ever seen this in real life, but a bucket of their own poop that they were saving. Or, like, jugs of piss. I know that sounds crazy, but I've read lots of stories on the internet about people who do this." ​Adam, 27

9. "If you've moved out of your parents' house and taken your old high school trophies with you and still display them on your dresser … it's a huge red flag. Just trust me on this one." ​Jay, 26

10. "I dated someone for a very brief period of time who didn't have a lamp in her room. Like, zero lighting fixtures. You just couldn't see anything at night. I didn't understand it. I still don't understand it. I should've known right then." ​Shaun, 28

11. "Oh man, if there's, like, no furniture. I don't mean if she just moved or doesn't have money or is living in a tiny apartment. I mean one of those bedrooms that basically proves the person has no personality. Just, like, a bed frame, a nightstand, and nothing else. No decorations. Nothing that makes it personal. That freaks me out." ​Kyle, 29

​12. ​"Drugs. Can I just say drugs? Like, not to say she lives in a crack den or something, but if she had a bunch of needles and pills and stuff out. And also if she lived in a crack den." ​Dylan, 28

​13. ​"This is not going to be relatable, but this is a huge pet peeve of mine. I hate it. If she had, like, a bunch of dishes and bowls piled up everywhere. I hate when people eat in their room and then don't get rid of the dish. What are you doing? Do you want bugs everywhere? That would be enough for me to leave." ​Chris, 27

14. "Litter box in the bedroom. I'm out. I'm not sleeping where your cat poops. And also, I hate cats." ​Kevin, 26

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Credit: Cosmopolitan
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