10 Very Bad Life Lessons From Disney Movies That You Need to Un-Learn!

Turns out Snow White isn’t the best role model, kids.

Feb 22, 2020
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Pocahontas: If you come across an extremely large waterfall cliff, swan-dive off it. You’ll be fine!
Alice in wonderland: Taste everything. Drink the bottle labelled ‘Drink Me’, eat those cakes. Hell, don’t forget the mushroom that the smoking caterpillar told you to try. When in a strange land...
The Lion King: Hakuna Matata. Why worry about anything in life? Stop fretting. Right now.
Frozen: It’s perfectly fine to run away and hide in a castle made of ice instead of dealing with your problems. #letitgo
Mulan: Your opinion doesn’t matter if you’re a woman, so cross-dress if you want to be heard. Bonus life lesson: always cut your own hair. It’ll look très chic.
Cinderella: If you want your crush to notice you, change EVERYTHING about yourself. And wear glass slippers. Beauty is pain, girls.
Aladdin: Lies can only ever lead to good things. Like marrying into the royal family.
Snow White: Who needs consent if it’s true love’s kiss? Also, accept food from old, creepy hags in the woods if they promise to make all your dreams come true. What could possibly go wrong?
Peter Pan: No need to be alarmed if a man in green, lycra pants breaks into your room. It’ll be the start of a new adventure.
Beauty and the Beast: Kidnapping is okay, and so is bestiality...
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