
Every beauty lover has that one product. Not the most expensive one or the one that gets the most compliments, but the one they would rescue first in a fire. The one that travels in carry-ons, survives handbag clean-outs, and inspires mild panic when it's running low. At some point, your favourite beauty product stopped being part of your routine and became part of your personality.
You know the one. The lip balm that lives in four different handbags because the thought of being without it makes you uncomfortable. The concealer you rebuy while the current one is still half full, because preparedness is important. The face mist you spray on planes, in cabs, at your desk and occasionally for reasons that remain unclear.
You've described it as life-changing to people who didn't ask. If it got discontinued, you would need a lifetime to recover. The products that somehow became responsible for your wellbeing despite being, objectively speaking, a tube of something. Not favourite products. Not holy-grail products. They are now coping mechanisms. And while I'm not qualified to psychoanalyse anyone, I do think your emotional support beauty product says a lot about you.
And here's what it is.
Lip balm
You like stability. You have one favourite coffee order, one favourite seat on a flight and at least three identical lip balms despite only having one mouth. You are not looking for excitement. You are looking for your lips to feel normal.
Concealer
You enjoy contingency planning. Your concealer is not makeup. It is insurance. You may never need it, but knowing it's there brings you immense comfort.
Blush
You've decided that looking alive is a personality trait. And there's also a good chance you have blush blindness, a real condition in which the blush is, in your view, barely there. You frequently say things like "I just looked washed out." Nobody asks follow-up questions.
Perfume
You're attached to a scent the way other people are attached to a personality trait. There's a full bottle at home, a 100ml in your handbag, and a mini backup somewhere. You don't want to smell good. You want to smell like yourself.
Face mist
You're a romantic. You refuse to accept that water is just water. You believe hydration is an event. You spray it between meetings, after meetings and occasionally during meetings. Whether it's doing anything measurable is beside the point. It’s doing something for you.
You're secretly the most disciplined person here. Dry hands bother you. Dry cuticles bother you. You own one for your bag, one for your desk, and one for your bedside table. This is not excessive. This is a system.
Hair mist
You figured it out early: people always remember how you smelled. You move through life leaving little fragrance trails behind you like a particularly organised main character. You don't just want compliments. You expect them.
Hair oil
You're sentimental. You may enjoy new launches and fancy packaging, but when things get serious, you return to whatever your mother told you to do. Annoyingly, she's usually right.
Claw clip
You're practical. Your life may or may not be together, but your hair is currently off your face, and that's enough for now. You own more claw clips than you think you do and can never find the one you're looking for.
I'm not saying your beauty bag is a personality test. I'm just saying it is. Mine is a lip balm. And I won't name it because I'm convinced the universe is always listening.
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