16 Times Taylor Swift's Cats Wanted Everyone to Die

1. ​I can see your soul and I do not like it

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2. Just chilling (and covering a tiny knife I have fashioned from hairballs)

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3. When I grow up, I am going to get my revenge

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4. Get your fucking hands off me you witch

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5. You literally disgust me with your presence human

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6. Touch me and I will legit scratch your eyes out

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7. You will regret taunting us when you are our human slave

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8. Your picture-taking will not stop my silent musings on your death

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9. When I take over the world, you will be my first human sacrifice

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10. I will dismantle everything you have worked for one scratch at a time

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11. My plan to suffocate you in your sleep can finally be implemented

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12. I am saying 'PISS OFF' in cat you furless cretin

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13. This is how we will walk on your grave when we have completed our world domination

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14. I will watch you until the poison takes hold

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15. I despise everything the human race stands for

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16. And I will not rest until the cats have had their day of power

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