The 13 Best Celebrity Erections of 2016

"Late autumnal VIGOR," indeed.

On Valentine's Day, the Game treated the entire world to what seems to be his version of erotic fiction, told exclusively through a series of hashtags, and illustrated with a not-so-subtle bulge selfie.

So it wasn't Bieb's Bulge™, but for a few moments, the world thought that it was, and let us remember that time before it was revealed to just be Photoshop.

Oh, come on, he KNEW what he was doing when he chose to wear those pants. Former Disney Channel celebs don't just make silly mistakes like this.

I don't watch Game of Thrones so I don't know who Jon Snow is, but 2016 is the year I became very acquainted with a certain part of him (his bulge).

A blessing that only comes (

God bless it!

Ok last one I swear.

Why can't all awards shows be like the MTV Movie Awards?