5 Pairs of Loafers You're Going to Want to Own Immediately

These H&M beauties definitely scream "First day of school, and I don't plan on being outshone. And just in case you didn't believe me, here's an apple, teach!"

For Lena, certain loafers cross over into another favored category: the nurse shoe. Anything that seems like it would have been worn by a home-care aide in 1955 is just great in her book.

A silver loafer is a very advanced loafer-ing move. Please make sure you're prepared and informed before attempting this, but also follow your heart

Jenni has a pair of classic Gucci loafers that she's owned for approximately 20 years. Perfectly chunky with a '90s edge. This Nine West pair's thick treads lend them a Cher Horowitz effect that is very in line with the Guccis in question.

If you thought silver loafers were a lot to take on, get a load of this solid-gold David Bowie mayhem. While Stella McCartney doesn't exactly come cheap, we commend her commitment to luxury goods that eschew leather and fur, and there is no chicer name to have printed on your soles. If you have any doubts, please Google "Stella McCartney Kate Moss hugging," then go cry yourself to sleep in a pile of British envy.

Happy loafing, Lennys!

Lena Dunham cried 'til her mom bought her Steve Madden platforms.

Jenni Konner is not prejudiced against other types of shoes.