Bra Solutions for the Most Difficult (Backless!) Dresses

This two-pack of straps (considerately in nude and black) attaches to any bra if you want to get low, low, low, low.

Regular strapless bras make you do the shimmy, but with this one, more fabric = more skin contact = more grip, so everything stays in place. 

Padded cups sculpt, while the extreme U shape lets you get away with a sternum-exposing neckline, minus the flapping and underboob sweat. 

Trade secret: Some of us keep a spare in our file cabinets for emergency black-tie events. (Like, who knows?) Stick on securely, squish, and clasp for the most insane cleavage of your life. 

For the barest looks there are these adhesive pasties. The good news: You just slap on and pull up, and there's no sticky stuff on the nipple bit. The bad news: You're outta luck if you're bigger than a C cup, sorry.