19 Memes Only People Who are Obsessed With Their Zodiac Sign will Understand

Just TRY to tell me horoscopes are fake.

Mar 21, 2018
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I cannot be held accountable for my actions when Mercury's trying to MESS UP MY LIFE.

Seriously, it's just too much hassle.

I didn't know how much I needed to learn which pasta I am until now. (Egg noodle FTW).

And people say astrology is stupid...

Do you ever read a Tumblr 'signs as' post and feel a little... suspicious? Like jeez, what's a Scorpio ever done to you?

The struggle is real.

This makes me feel validated on so many levels, and I don't know why.

But things can take a turn when you read a horoscope you don't like.

When you get so desperate that you start playing Inception with your signs...

If this doesn't prove the skeptics wrong, I don't know what will.

Tumblr: Come for your horoscope, stay for the puns.

No need to be so salty, guys.

This was 100000% accurate throughout December 2014.


Ah yes, that's a water sign, right?

Pumpkin Spice Lattes are delicious, so the joke's on you.

Me in the mirror every time my calendar alert reminds me it's retrograde'o'clock.

Why must you play me like this, astrology gods?

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