This Is What 'Good Indian Girls' Should NEVER Do...

"In that case, let me gyrate for you."

'Is burping allowed though?'

"Pass me the tamarind, baby!"

"Unless you can look pretty while you're at it."

"Cool. I'll just hang in my underwear."

"Because that would tell you something about my morals,

right?"

"We won't consummate our relationship before marriage. Promise."

"Let me roll my eyes for you one more time, sistaaaah."