If Disney Couples Starred in Titanic

Aladdin should have wished for more lifeboats.

Mar 21, 2018
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Snow White

Tarzan

King of the jungle, king of the world, etc. etc.

Hans & Elsa

No awk jokes about how Elsa got mad and made the iceberg happen, please. 

Pocahontas & John Smith

At least John Smith made it to the New World in the Disney movie (although of course, technically, Jack Dawson was American, so he'd been there too).

Tiana & Naveen

Steerage passengers had to deal with "hardly any rats," Jack explained over dinner. And just the one frog also!

Jasmine & Aladdin

I mean, when the flying carpet isn't at hand, sure.

Beauty & Beast

Belle is one of Jack's French girls, literally.

Mulan & Li Shang

Sleeping Beauty & Prince Philip

You're allowed a quick nap after that hot, sweaty car sex, Aurora, but no sleeping for decades, pls.

Rapunzel & Flynn Rider

Ariel & Eric

If Ariel hadn't been so set on having legs, things would have ended much better.

Cinderella & Prince Charming

But still, they "lived" happily ever after in the end ... sort of.  *Cries all the tears.*

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Credit: Cosmopolitan

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