This Penis Latte Art Is Everything [NSFW]

In the vast sea of intricate latte art, how can you differentiate yourself? Some turn teen heartthrobs in beautiful lattes:

[youtube ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNusCMfP8Ak[/youtube]​

Some channel #TBT vibes, turning their favorite childhood cartoons into foamy beverage goodness:

[youtube ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywIoxwK_5H8[/youtube]​

And others are inspired by dicks. That's right. Meet the Instagram account you should absolutely be following, @dicklatte.

[instagram ]http://instagram.com/p/BGDGCu4jAix/?taken-by=dicklatte[/instagram]

The anonymous creator of the account told BuzzFeed that they were teaching themselves how to do latte art, but one morning, a beautiful mistake altered the course of history:

I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup. I laughed and sent a photo to my friend, and we giggled. I promised to get it right the next day, but then it just kept happening.

[instagram ]http://instagram.com/p/BGfeT72jAr6/?taken-by=dicklatte[/instagram]

It was as if the gods were begging this soul to bless the world with infinite latte dicks. The mastermind behind the account keeps delivering better and better dicks. I can't wait for what the future holds. May it be infinite, infinite dick lattes...

[instagram ]http://instagram.com/p/BGSPXAsjAlq/?taken-by=dicklatte[/instagram]

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