50 Nerds of Grey is the Erotic Geek-Fiction You Never Knew Would Arouse You So Much

A lot of erotic fiction just doesn't really cut the mustard these days. The atrocity that is actual Fifty Shades of Grey, for example, would only wet one's whistle (so to speak) if one was of exeptionally low standards, hadn't had a sniff of a shag in thirty years, and couldn't actually read that well so just made the whole thing up in their head.

Now, Fifty Nerds of Grey is the genius Twitter account that'll hit all your sweet spots - totally NSFW if equations get you off.

Here are some personal favourites:

[twitter align="center" ]https://twitter.com/50NerdsofGrey/status/640985632941064192[/twitter]

[twitter align="center" ]https://twitter.com/50NerdsofGrey/status/641597603650621440[/twitter]

[twitter align="center" ]https://twitter.com/50NerdsofGrey/status/642000610628386816[/twitter]

[twitter align="center" ]https://twitter.com/50NerdsofGrey/status/641697194928664576[/twitter]

[twitter align="center" ]https://twitter.com/50NerdsofGrey/status/640852226886533120[/twitter]

Not sure how Richard Ayoade will feel about being used in such an erotic manner, mind.

Check out the actual account here, if you can handle it.