The 13 Best Celebrity Erections of 2016

Let us pause and reflect.

21 March, 2018

Let us pause and reflect.

"Late autumnal VIGOR," indeed.

1This hot math teacher/model bulge

"Late autumnal VIGOR," indeed.

On Valentine's Day, the Game treated the entire world to what seems to be his version of erotic fiction, told exclusively through a series of hashtags, and illustrated with a not-so-subtle bulge selfie.

2The Game... did... this

So it wasn't Bieb's Bulge™, but for a few moments, the world thought that it was, and let us remember that time before it was revealed to just be Photoshop.

3Justin Bieber's fake dick pic scandal

So it wasn't Bieb's Bulge™, but for a few moments, the world thought that it was, and let us remember that time before it was revealed to just be Photoshop.

Oh, come on, he KNEW what he was doing when he chose to wear those pants. Former Disney Channel celebs don't just make silly mistakes like this.

4Nick Jonas at the VMAs

Oh, come on, he KNEW what he was doing when he chose to wear those pants. Former Disney Channel celebs don't just make silly mistakes like this.

I don't watch Game of Thrones so I don't know who Jon Snow is, but 2016 is the year I became very acquainted with a certain part of him (his bulge).

5Jon Snow's bulge made a comeback

I don't watch Game of Thrones so I don't know who Jon Snow is, but 2016 is the year I became very acquainted with a certain part of him (his bulge).