Ah, March—the month of fresh starts, blooming flowers, and... highly questionable dating decisions? While some signs are out here manifesting their dream relationship, others are about to walk straight into a romantic disaster almost as confidently as someone texting their ex at 2 am. Blame it on Mercury’s mood swings, Venus playing hard to get, or just plain bad judgment—but for these five Zodiac signs, love this month is looking less like a fairytale and more like a messy reality show. Whether you’re falling for someone completely wrong, ignoring red flags like they’re mere suggestions, or daydreaming instead of actually making a move, the cosmos has one question for you: "Babe, what are you doing?"
Here are the five signs most likely to make bad dating decisions in March—may the stars (and your besties) guide you wisely.
Pisces: The daydreamer in denial
Gemini: The serial text flirt
You’re chatting, flirting, and keeping your options open—which is totally your brand. But this month, your undecided heart might lead you to make some regrettable choices (or worse, ghost someone you actually like). Try narrowing it down to one person before you end up in a tangled web of situationships.
Libra: The hopeless romantic (with no boundaries)
Libra, your love for love is unmatched, but you might be a little too forgiving this month. If someone is sending mixed signals, trust that confusion is a sign, not a challenge. Saying "no" to someone unworthy is self-care, not cruelty—so put that people-pleasing energy on pause and protect your heart.
Sagittarius: The one who’s ‘just having fun’...until they’re not
Aquarius: The ‘It’s not that deep’ defender
Aquarius, you act like you don’t care, but deep down, you do. This month, you might downplay your feelings or ignore your own needs in a relationship. It’s cute that you want to seem cool and detached, but let’s be real—if you’re catching feelings, own them before you self-sabotage.
If you see yourself on this list, don’t panic. Just take a breath, listen to your intuition, and maybe run your next dating decision past your most brutally honest bestie. The stars may be messy, but you don’t have to be!
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