This Summer's 11 Blockbuster Movies All Have These 4 Weird Things In Common
So many hot guys, too many masks covering their faces.
So many hot guys, too many masks covering their faces.
1screen20shot202019-06-1720at204.02.2820pm.pngEveryone complains that, with all its sequels and reboots, Hollywood doesn’t do anything original anymore. To which we say: agree but also disagree! There is something weirdly creative about finding a way for not one or two but THREE popcorn flicks to feature a surprisingly moody monster villain. Behold our not-at-all-overly-complicated diagram.
2summer20blockbuters-1.jpgAvengers: Endgame (April 26)
Catch up with all the Marvel superheroes (unless they’re dust).
3summer20blockbuters-8.jpgThe Hustle (May 17)
Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson con their way through Europe.
4summer20blockbuters-3.jpgAladdin (May 24)
Will Smith is the Genie! His entire bod is painted blue!
5summer20blockbuters-2_0.jpgGodzilla: King of the Monsters (May 31)
Giant monsters, Millie Bobby Brown, and fire everywhere.
6summer20blockbuters-9.jpgDark Phoenix (June 7)
Sophie Turner loses her mind, wants to destroy the Universe, probably can.
7summer20blockbuters-5.jpgMen in Black: International (June 14)
Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson are partners in sexy crime.
8summer20blockbuters-4.jpgChild’s Play (June 21)
A wee monster doll stabs people a lot.
9summer20blockbuters-10.jpgToy Story 4 (June 21)
Tom Hanks’s voice > meditation.
10summer20blockbuters-7.jpgThe Lion King (July 19)
Beyoncé. Is. Nala.
11summer20blockbuters-6.jpgDora and the Lost City of Gold (August 02)
The beloved cartoon gets a preteen upgrade.
12summer20blockbuters-11.jpgIt: Chapter Two
(September 06)
The scary clown is back, 27 years later.
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