If your ex came with a warning label, what would it be?

We all have that ex—the one who wasn’t really an ex, the one who cheated, or the one who wanted no strings attached. We’ve spent months trying to make things work and convince our best friends that they’re THE ones and that they need to be given a chance, only to be heartbroken after a while. They say that there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Today, we’re adding another—looking back and having a good laugh with some snarky and savage recollections, which happen to serve as major red flags to any and everybody out there! When we asked a few people to tell us what warning label their ex would come with, their responses were beyond hilarious. From being called ‘damaged goods’ to ‘fragile’, here’s what they had to say. 

Taneesha Mirwani, aka Taneesho, Gen Z content creator 
“Enter at your own risk." 

Sabina Saldanha, sous chef 
“Proceed with caution.” 

Krishnaraj Shelar, marketer 
"Read all scheme-related documents carefully." 

Tarini Shah, Gen Z digital content creator 
“Keep a lie detector handy.”

Mitali Shah, features writer 
“Toxic dump.” 

A PR professional 
“Babysitter required.” 

Aryaki Joon–Gen Z digital content creator 
“Error 404: communication skills not found.” 

Aastha Shah, digital content creator 
“Do not enter.” 

Dhwani Gadh, filmmaker 
"Not safe for sanity."

Pakhi Gadh, content creator
"Mission impossible." 

Akanksha Narang, journalist 
"Just a little more emotionally available than a toothpick." 

Nisman Parpia, content creator 
"Caution: side effects guaranteed. Do a patch test before promising."

Yashi Tank, content creator 
"Snacks prohibited 🚫."

Tell us what warning label you would give your ex!