Just TRY to tell me horoscopes are fake.
Just TRY to tell me horoscopes are fake.
I cannot be held accountable for my actions when Mercury's trying to MESS UP MY LIFE.
I cannot be held accountable for my actions when Mercury's trying to MESS UP MY LIFE.
Seriously, it's just too much hassle.
Seriously, it's just too much hassle.
I didn't know how much I needed to learn which pasta I am until now. (Egg noodle FTW).
I didn't know how much I needed to learn which pasta I am until now. (Egg noodle FTW).
And people say astrology is stupid...
And people say astrology is stupid...
Do you ever read a Tumblr 'signs as' post and feel a little... suspicious? Like jeez, what's a Scorpio ever done to you?
Do you ever read a Tumblr 'signs as' post and feel a little... suspicious? Like jeez, what's a Scorpio ever done to you?
The struggle is real.
The struggle is real.
This makes me feel validated on so many levels, and I don't know why.
This makes me feel validated on so many levels, and I don't know why.
But things can take a turn when you read a horoscope you don't like.
But things can take a turn when you read a horoscope you don't like.
When you get so desperate that you start playing Inception with your signs...
When you get so desperate that you start playing Inception with your signs...
If this doesn't prove the skeptics wrong, I don't know what will.
If this doesn't prove the skeptics wrong, I don't know what will.
Tumblr: Come for your horoscope, stay for the puns.
Tumblr: Come for your horoscope, stay for the puns.
No need to be so salty, guys.
No need to be so salty, guys.
This was 100000% accurate throughout December 2014.
This was 100000% accurate throughout December 2014.
Ah yes, that's a water sign, right?
Ah yes, that's a water sign, right?
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are delicious, so the joke's on you.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are delicious, so the joke's on you.
Me in the mirror every time my calendar alert reminds me it's retrograde'o'clock.
Me in the mirror every time my calendar alert reminds me it's retrograde'o'clock.
Why must you play me like this, astrology gods?
Why must you play me like this, astrology gods?