From spit to syrup—here are seven things women swear they’ll never do in bed

We asked a bunch of you about the things you’d never do in bed, and let’s just say, y’all didn’t hold back.

14 August, 2025
From spit to syrup—here are seven things women swear they’ll never do in bed

We all have our bedroom do’s and don’ts—those little personal rules that keep sexy time fun (and far from awkward). But when we asked you to spill the one thing you’d never do in bed, you didn’t just draw the line, you built a whole fortress around it.

From questionable food play to bizarre bodily fluid encounters, these are the moments that made you say, “Nope, never again.” And honestly? We get it.

“Chains, cuffs, chocolate, c*m—been there, done that. But there’s one line I’ll never cross... and it’s soaked in golden showers. Water sports in BDSM is certainly not my idea of a kinky escapade. Let’s just please flush the fluids?” — Diya J Verma, 27


“Spit in the mouth? Absolutely not. One time my boyfriend tried it—mid action, mind you. I stopped everything, sat up, spat it right back out, and it landed dead centre on his shirt. He looked betrayed, I looked victorious. I’m all for passion, but keep your loogies to yourself, Romeo.” — Reet Dhamija, 20

“I knew a (cute) newly non virgin who was very eager to please when I met him. Unfortunately, Aunt Flo decided to visit around the same time, but he was unconcerned (green flag!). He was very keen to... return the favour, so to say, and straight up mentioned that a little blood isn’t gonna stop him. Took him two seconds before he decided it tasted too metallic. I could only laugh and say ‘I told you so!’” — Saloni Patel, 27

 


“I once thought bringing chocolate syrup into bed would be the ultimate treat. Turns out, it’s a fast track to chaos. What started as a flirty spoonful turned into smears everywhere—sheets, hair, and places chocolate syrup should never go. We laughed until we realised we looked like toddlers after snack time. Cleaning up took longer than the actual act. And let’s just say, brown smudges on white sheets raise questions you don’t want to answer. Moral of the story? Chocolate syrup belongs on toast, not toes. Keep your cravings and kinks in separate jars.” — Sanya Kuria, 21

“A little dirty talk? Hot. Excessive dirty talk? Feels like I’m stuck in an R-rated podcast. There’s a fine line between sexy and ‘why are you narrating everything like a sports commentator?’ Keep it natural, not like you’re auditioning for an adult audio book.” — Aishi Dubey, 28

“One thing I’ll never do again in bed is fake an orgasm just to protect a guy’s ego. If he’s not doing it right, that’s something we can fix; but expecting a round of applause for the bare minimum? Please. I’m not handing out gold stars for effort. Grow up, listen, and improve—or get out of the bed. It’s that simple.” — Riya Thakur, 23


“Not everything needs to be scented. I once lit a fancy candle thinking it would be romantic—it was an overpowering vanilla mixed with ‘why are my eyes burning’. I’ve since learnt: Sexy isn’t about setting the scene, it’s about being in sync. And sometimes, that means ditching the Pinterest set-up!” — Ayesha Mehta, 30

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This article first appeared in Cosmopolitan India's July-August 2025 print edition.

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