50 Sex Positions You Can ACTUALLY Do

He looks stressed, so you reach up and touch his face because you want him to connect with you. He's so close. He just needs to focus, he says. It will be over soon. For him anyway.

Watch True Blood or Game of Thrones and try to finish in the same amount of time it takes the characters.

He pushes off with his knees and flexes his feet when he's close for an even more powerful orgasm.

You engage your core and lie perfectly still. This is what you did all those crunches for!

Because he caught you reading Fifty Shades of Grey and this is as close as it's going to get.

He is hungover and pukes in a bucket. Keeps going.

Drink a lot of booze first.

Stick your arms and legs straight up and hold them there.

Stick a pillow or a folded-up blanket under your butt, and pretend you've just done something really wild and out of the box.

You let him know he's doing a good job by gently kissing his forehead. He gets confused, but keeps going.

Glasses on!

You say you've got a cramp and he asks if you are OK, but doesn't stop.

Maybe a little back door action? Whoa! Maybe not.

You bought a sex toy. That's enough. One step at a time.

He holds you. You hold him. It's nice.

The neck is an erogenous zone. He talked to someone who read that somewhere once.

Full stop. This is super important. It's work. He'll be back in a sec.

He barely notices. Doesn't stop.

Document your love-making with a phone pic. Crop in close and share it on Instagram with a winking-face emoticon as the only caption.

He wears his baseball cap while you lie there.