Sure, Newton gave us gravity, but what these so-called “annoying” characters have done for pop culture is nothing short of that. They cry, overshare, spiral, and somehow make it all look iconic. They’ve turned chaos into charisma, bad decisions into plotlines, and self-absorption into an art form. Love them or hate them, they’re impossible to ignore—mostly because you might just be one of them.
Find out which brand of “beautifully unhinged” energy you embody.
1. You find out your partner is moving to Paris. What do you do?
b. Pack my bags and move to Paris with him, duh.
c. Have a public mental breakdown and my friends never hear the end of it.
2. What is your ideal breakfast?
a. Overnight oats with yoghurt and fruits...but I don’t have oats, and I haven’t eaten a fruit in two years.
b. What is breakfast?
c. Two packs of cigarettes.
3. What does your Instagram feed look like?
a. Lengthy captions that show the multitudes of my personality, paired with a selfie, obviously.
b. Dumps of blurry pictures with occasional thirst traps.
c. OOTDs, flat lays of Cosmos, and Manolos, with a side of some good old narcissism.
a. An absolute joy to be around (translation: Self-absorbed).
b. Carefree (aka careless).
c. Life of the party (euphemism for exhausting).
5. What is your biggest delusion?
a. I’m the voice of this generation.
b. Everyone wants to be me.
c. Spending money on expensive shoes = investment.
a. “But how could you live and have no story to tell?” — Fyodor Dostoevsky.
b. “Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.” — Slavoj Žižek.
c. “Do it or don’t do it—you will regret both.” — Søren Kierkegaard.
Mostly As: Hannah Horvath from Girls
Mostly Bs: Serena van der Woodsen from Gossip Girl
Mostly Cs: Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and The City
All images: Getty Images and IMDb
This article first appeared in Cosmopolitan India's September-October 2025 print edition.
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