Wanna know which app raised you? Take this quiz to find out!

1. What’s your toxic trait in a group chat?

a. Typing out emotional rants at 2 am about that three-month-old situationship that ended two years ago.

b. Sending a link to the latest gossip­—the rabbit hole you recently went into—mid-crisis.

c. Reacting to everything with a thumbs up and then disappearing for hours.

2. Pick your fighter:

a. Alex Turner saying, “My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it” in his love letter to Alexa Chung.

b. Jose Covaco (aka Hoezaay) from his MTV days.

c. Kylie Jenner saying, “These are our years, Kendall.”
 

3. Which one of these events felt like history to you?

a. The day Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson had a Twitter feud.

b. The time you got Schmidt in “Which New Girl character are you?”

c. The fall of Retrica and the rise of VSCO girls with metal straws.

a. Write an 800-word fanfic about your imaginary life together.

b. Immediately make a PowerPoint presentation about it.

c. Casually like their stories once in a while and hope they get the hint.
 

5. How do you respond to “Hey wyd?”

a. “Thinking about everything that has ever happened to me and will happen.”

b. “Watching Sylvanian families act out Succession.”

c. “Sorry, just saw this.”(a full six hours later)
 

6. What, to you, is the most unforgivable offence?

a. Stealing songs off your very public playlist. WAR.

b. Not appreciating the sheer brilliance of a Vine reference.

c. Posting a song on an Instagram grid post.
 

Mostly As - Tumblr baby

You were practically raised by Arctic Monkeys and Lana Del Rey. You have at least five pictures of blurry cigarette butts in your camera roll. You think in lowercase and still live like it’s 2014. Probably still have a finsta to vent it out.

You need to make a Google Sheet about every godd*mn thing, and are the emergency contact for at least three of your friends. You unironically like matcha and have 400 tabs open in Safari that you haven’t opened since 2007—but can’t afford to lose either.

Mostly Cs - Instagram aesthetician

You believe the world is a better place with your IG dumps in it, and you still lament the fact that Meta removed the tab where one could keep an eye on what their oomfs were doing (aren’t we all a little Joe?).

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This article originally appeared in Cosmopolitan India, May-June 2025 print issue.

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