Gemini: May 21st to June 20th
#1. They Don't Always Do Well With Plans
"WHY must we pick a time and place. WHY?! It's so constrictive. Okay, let's meet here at 2. But I might only get there by 3."
#2. They're Incredibly Good at Parties—Or Any Social Scenario, Really
"Who's going to do shots with me? SHOTS for EVERYONE! Bartender, a gallon of straight-up tequila, please."
#3. They Often Deal With Situations By Making You Laugh
Warning: This might end up in side-splitting hilarity while you're busy getting upset about a heated conversation with your boss.
#4. They're the Kind Of Person That'll Write You a Love Letter
"I dream of falling into the endless, melting abyss of your eyes…"
#5. They Can Do Stability, But They'll Always Need Variety
This is where your adventure chops (yes, we also—but don't ONLY—mean sexually) come into play.
#6. Space is EVERYTHING
If you harbour romantic feels of being a relationship where you're conjoined at the hip, this is not the machine to put your quarters in.
#7. They Prize Intellect Above Everything…
"Hell YEAH I want to read Noam Chomsky in bed! Game Of Thrones is Fo Suckers!
#8. Speaking Of Bed, They're God Damn GOOD In It!
Bring those furry handcuffs, flavoured lube mini-packs and ultra-ribbed condoms out of hibernation NOW.
#9. They Flirt A LOT
He might get a cute waitress to bring you a free starter—but he'll only want you for dessert.
#10. They're A Little Mental With Money
"Baby, you want Prada, I'm going to GET You Prada. I don't care if that means taking buses all next month."