FOR AN #OOTD
• Carrie Bradshaw could never...
• I see it, I like it, I want it, I rent it.
• A sundress? For summer? Groundbreaking.
• Now hiring: friends to take cute pictures of me wearing cute clothes.
Credit us when you become an influencer, k??
FOR AN ‘US-SIE’ SHOT
• Catch us on the steps of The Met, xoxo.
• Yes, I chose the picture I look the best in.
• Warning: citywide frosé shortages expected this weekend.
• Kendall and Gigi are shaking.
FOR VACAY VIBES
• Will be blessing your feed with sun and palm fronds and views for the next five days, YW.
• QQ: What is an ‘office’??
• I would show you my vacation yacht, but she goes to another school. Sorry!
• Remember when I only wore maxi dresses and ate two cheeseburgers a day? TBT, man.
FOR A SELFIE
• Feelin‘ cute. Can someone buy me nuggets?
• Behold, my reaction to a mirror or extra-shiny window.
• Thank you, thank you. I’d like to credit the eight hours of sleep I got last night.
• This is my ‘waiter is coming with the free chips and salsa’ face.
FOR A COUPLES PIC
• Snacks only.
• A part of me hates you for beating me in Scrabble, but okay.
• Subplot comic-relief couple for hire.
• One of us kills plants; the other does not.
• WE’RE! CUTE! AS! SHIT!
FOR MAJOR FOOD PORN
• I run a cheese stan account now.
• This is what dreams are made of.
• Cheese, but make it fashun.
• If you listen closely, you can hear the whimper of my Lactaid pills.
• The three most important food groups: pasta, Parmesan, focaccia.
• Name a thing pasta can’t cure. I’ll wait.
• Keto who?
• It’s a lifestyle.
• Bought this avo toast instead of a house because #Priorities.
• This expensive bread is worth all my bread.
• Still eating brunch like it’s 2014.
• THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I WANT IN LIFE, OKAY??
• She is beauty, she is grace.
• BRB, need a nap.
• Sorry, I missed everything after ‘Wanna get food?’