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The Ultimate Instagram Caption Generator you need RN.

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1

FOR AN #OOTD

• Carrie Bradshaw could never...

• I see it, I like it, I want it, I rent it.

• A sundress? For summer? Groundbreaking.

• Now hiring: friends to take cute pictures of me wearing cute clothes.

 

 

Credit us when you become an influencer, k??

 

2

FOR AN ‘US-SIE’ SHOT

• Catch us on the steps of The Met, xoxo.

• Yes, I chose the picture I look the best in.

• Warning: citywide frosé shortages expected this weekend.

• Kendall and Gigi are shaking.

 

 

3

FOR VACAY VIBES

• Will be blessing your feed with sun and palm fronds and views for the next five days, YW.

• QQ: What is an ‘office’??

• I would show you my vacation yacht, but she goes to another school. Sorry!

• Remember when I only wore maxi dresses and ate two cheeseburgers a day? TBT, man.

 

 

4

FOR A SELFIE

• Feelin‘ cute. Can someone buy me nuggets?

• Behold, my reaction to a mirror or extra-shiny window.

• Thank you, thank you. I’d like to credit the eight hours of sleep I got last night.

• This is my ‘waiter is coming with the free chips and salsa’ face.

 

 

5

FOR A COUPLES PIC

• Snacks only.

• A part of me hates you for beating me in Scrabble, but okay.

• Subplot comic-relief couple for hire.

• One of us kills plants; the other does not.

• WE’RE! CUTE! AS! SHIT!

 

 

 

FOR MAJOR FOOD PORN

 

1

Cheese Pull 

• I run a cheese stan account now.

• This is what dreams are made of.

• Cheese, but make it fashun.

• If you listen closely, you can hear the whimper of my Lactaid pills.

 

2

Pasta

• The three most important food groups: pasta, Parmesan, focaccia.

• Name a thing pasta can’t cure. I’ll wait.

• Keto who?

• It’s a lifestyle.

 

3

Avo Toast

• Bought this avo toast instead of a house because #Priorities. 

• This expensive bread is worth all my bread.

• Still eating brunch like it’s 2014.

 

4

Dessert

• THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I WANT IN LIFE, OKAY??

• She is beauty, she is grace.

• BRB, need a nap.

• Sorry, I missed everything after ‘Wanna get food?’