Noah Centineo Just Shaved His Head, and Twitter Is Hella Upset About It

Someone really needs to check on the collective hot males of Hollywood, because all of a sudden, our faves are making crazy changes to their looks lately—and no, it’s not a cute hair colour change like Demi Lovato’s hot pink tips or Ashley Benson’s vampy brunette dye job.

If you remember, Tom Holland shaved his gorgeous head of hair, sending the internet into a tailspin because he looked a lot like a brown-haired Eminem. Sadly, it now appears that Noah Centineo is following in his footsteps.

On Instagram, Noah shocked everyone and their mother when he posted a picture of himself happily enjoying a cuppa coffee. And while that alone isn’t a crime, Noah was legit pretending like one of his signatures, identifying attributes—his hair—wasn’t missing. At some point, Noah decided to pull a Tom and buzzed ALL his hair off. I’m honestly unsure of how to even feel about this because I know him as Peter Kavinsky with the good hair from To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before. And TBH, this is soooo far from that.

Lo and behold:

Of course, I am not the only one freaking the hell out about this. The internet has feelings too, and rightfully so!

 

Why would Noah Centineo cut his hair? It’s already been a long week and now this??‍♀️It’s only Tuesday.

— jj (@_QveenJC) October 15, 2019

 

moment of silence for noah centineo he's not dead he just cut his hair and now i don't acknowledge him

— aya ??‍♀️ (@eyeeuhh) October 15, 2019

 

how DARE you cut your beautifu l hair @noahcent

— andru ?? (@feminixsm) October 15, 2019

 

@noahcent plz say u cut ur hair for a movie role or something and NOT that u just decided to get rid of ur curly hair for fun

— aya (@psterkavinsky) October 15, 2019

 

@noahcent honey, you cut your hair? Omg I'll miss those little curlers ^-^

— ? Dama ˡᵒᵛᵉˡʸ ?? (@DamarisJimin) October 11, 2019

 

I know it’s hard to believe, but there is a silver lining in all this. The bad news here is that Noah is bald, but the good news is that Noah’s bleached blond beard is gone! Yes—the blond beard is no longer, y’all! Remember this concerning dye job?

 

 

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Dis me, trying not to laugh, then failing... miserably

A post shared by Noah (@ncentineo) on Sep 25, 2019 at 6:59pm PDT

Now that I have successfully ruined your day (sorry), allow me to leave you with an ancient Centineoan proverb: “Next time someone tells you you should cut your hair, tell them they should cut their criticism and life’s not about looking good for others.” —Noah Centineo, 2016.