9 Statements By Bollywood Celebs That Made No Sense At All

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1. "I would like to see Katrina's passport." - Deepika Padukone

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On Koffee With Karan—the chat show notorious for its cave of controversies, Deepika Padukone answered Karan Johar's question that spelt what would she like to ask Katrina Kaif. She promptly answered that she would like to see Katrina Kaif's passport. Most people couldn't make head or tail of it, some others presumed it was to check her age. The real catch was—it was to check for immigration stamps to confirm that she has travelled to the US while her then boyfriend, Ranbir Kapoor was shooting there for Anjaana Anjaani, alongside Priyanka Chopra. Snarky, eh?

2. "I'd like to give Katrina Kaif a bouquet."- Sonam Kapoor

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Confused? So was journalist Anupama Chopra, when she interviewed Sonam Kapoor in Cannes. On being asked why, she said, "I don't know how she does it. You need a certain kind of commitment and a certain kind of shamelessness to do certain things." We wonder why such mean remarks against Katrina, what could she have possible done to have irked Sonam to that extent!

3. "Kareena Kapoor should do charity." - Deepika Padukone

Seated on the Koffee couch, Karan Johar asked Deepika what would have been a good alternative career option for Kareena Kapoor. Quick as lightening, she said 'Charity'. A stupefied Karan, and an equally baffled Priyanka realised later, what she actually meant.

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In an interview to Deccan Chronicle, Kareena unabashedly stated that she had no regrets about the movies that she rejected. Specifically referring to the case when she let go of Ram Leela, and the baton was passed on to Deepika Paukone, marking one of her most career-defining performances. In an attempt to subtly taunt Deepika, Kareena said, "I'm the only actress who can boast of giving films to other actresses."

Hence, Deepika without stating the obvious, gave her a fitting reply by saying that she should indulge in more 'charity'—of leaving films for others, as it helps other actors carve their niche in the industry.

4. "Shah Rukh is licking my feet, and I am feeding him biscuits every now and then. What more can I ask for? - Aamir Khan

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In his blog, Aamir gave this horribly controversial statement, which made absolutely zero sense. What was Aamir trying to say? Wait, read ahead. The statement was followed by this—"Now, before you jump in to any conclusions let me add that Shah Rukh is the name of our dog."A clear humiliation to SRK, Aamir's stunt garnered a lot of contempt.

5. When Shatrughan Sinha addressed Rani Mukerji as "Chopra" during an event.

Wait a minute, what seems legit today was utterly baffling back then, when the event was taking place! At that time, Rani was not married to Aditya Chopra. Shatrughan Sinha's innocent mistake sure did spark off some rumours about the duo being secretly married. Oh well, if only they knew that their speculations are going to bear fruit soon. *chuckles*

6. "I always wanted to be a porn star." - Shah Rukh Khan

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Shah Rukh Khan said, "I always wanted to be a porn star. I am going to work very hard, positively, with clarity to be a porn star. I will take my flag and put it up in America as the biggest porn star of the world!"

While we absolutely dig SRK's sense of humour (so hot, really!) this one whizzed right above our heads. Why would he take pot-shots at himself, in a way like this? Unlike the rest of this list, this one continues to remain a mystery.

7. "I'd like to gift a pack of condoms to Ranbir because he uses them too much." - Deepika Padukone

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Who would have thought someone who is usually politically correct, and reserved would make it to this list more than once! Deepika's confessions on Koffee With Karan in 2010 clearly showed that her break-up with Ranbir was not a mutual decision, and strongly hinted of infidelity. She said the above statement when KJo asked her what would she like to gift her ex, and without being too pointed—she said enough to make one wonder that Ranbir had in fact, cheated on Deepika.

8. "Kareena has too many expressions on her face..." - Bipasha Basu

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Why, you think? Their cat-fight to blame? You know, when Kareena called Bipasha, 'a black cat' and what not. Well what happened actually was that Kareena took it a step ahead, by targeting her then boyfriend John Abraham. On Koffee with Karan, Katrina blatantly announced that she would never work with John Abraham, and called him 'expressionless'.

In the next episode, Bipasha gave a come-back saying that Kareena had, "too many expressions on her face." And when John, later appeared on the show, he graciously promised to, 'give her one expression', whenever they do a movie together. Makes sense now, eh?

9. "Does Kareena have a computer in the first place?" - Priyanka Chopra

Nobody is alien to the cold vibe shared by Priyanka Chopra and Kareena Kapoor, and it's been a while. It was at its peak when this happened, and the actors have left no stone un-turned to give fitting replies to each other's snide comments.

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On Koffee With Karan (yet again!) when Karan asked a slightly miffed Priyanka, what would she steal from the computer of stars like, Shah Rukh Khan, Shahid Kapoor, or Kareena Kapoor. Priyanka spewed sarcasm and said, "Does Kareena have a computer in the first place?"

Well, her sarcasm stemmed from here—