16 Ugly Truths About Sex

Reddit user seir0 posed a question to the Internet: What are some ugly truths of having sex? Thanks to semi-anonymity, people were more than willing to share things people never acknowledge in the heat of the moment, and secrets they'd never say to their significant other's face.

1. Sometimes in the missionary position you get boob farts. Like armpit farts, but accomplished through mashing pectoral regions together. — apb1979a

2. If you're not using a condom and he comes in you, it'll be leaking out for hours. — officialthrowaway14

3. Sometimes when he's on top I think, "Man, he's kinda ugly from this angle." I prefer how guys look when I'm on top. But then I wonder if he's thinking that about me, "Man, she's kinda ugly from this angle." — ceilingkat

4. Not everyone is going to orgasm 100 percent of the time. Sometimes, the girl won't be able to orgasm just through penetration. Sometimes the guy may just not be feeling it and can't get to the point of climax. It's not really anyone's fault. Sex is messy, it's occasionally awkward, or funny, or annoying. Some nights just aren't going to work out, and occasionally you'll have mind-blowing orgasms without even really trying. The point of sex is to just have fun and enjoy being with the person you're with. — mandycane18

5. The cuddle puddle... You're making sexytimes with the lady, she's wet... you finish and that adds to the mix. You both need to catch your breath a little bit and neither of you has the energy to get up and take a shower or change the sheets, so you fall asleep in your own stuff. — GoldNBones

6. It's not all sexy and beautiful as the movies make it out to be. There will be a lot of accidental or unexpected things that happen, like a position that feels good for one, but doesn't do anything for the other, or cramps, or knocking heads, or drooling while not paying attention, or slipping out and T-boning your dick on her pelvic bone. — LtJimmyRay

7.When you get all cleaned up after doing the deed and you put your wet panties back on :( — flexiblecat

8. The most "attractive" guys I have been with weren't that good in bed. They would act as if having sex was a privilege for me. I have found that the best guys in bed are usually the ones who have had serious girlfriends before. These guys tend to actually care if the girl has a good time. — AllThingsWildAndFree

9. Masturbation is less effort, and you don't have to worry about the other person. Perfect for the lazy. — aintnufincleverhere

10. The first time is never the way you expected it. — reykan

11. There will occasionally be the smell of ass in the air. And you both know each other can smell it, you're not sure who it is but you can never acknowledge it and carry on regardless. — inebriated_panda

12. If you think about trying to get hard, you'll become nervous and won't become hard. Wtf is that shit! — Gamogar

13. If you are having anal sex... you might still have to deal with some poop. Use a condom and don't freak out if you see a little brown. I know that sounds gross, but it is truth. — pugsntacos

14. Finishing together is very rare. In inexperienced couples, one person is often going to be left sexually frustrated after the other one finishes. — Best_Zyra_LAN

15. It can be so sweaty. You sweat, they sweat, sometimes if the sweat is out of control and they're on top it can drip on you. Not sexy. — purpleandglitter

16. It can result in children. — Reverse_Waterfall

Alright, I think that's enough for today.

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