Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

Your sexoscope for the week of May 10 to May 16:

Aries

        If you’re single AF:

Two types of possible hookups await you this weekend—Friday night’s is a sensual, toe-curling encounter under the passionate Scorpio Moon, but if you wait until Saturday to get your rocks off, the upbeat Sagittarius Moon has a more fun-flavored, playful roll in the hay in mind for you.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Friday night’s passionate Scorpio Moon means you’re full of feels and want plenty of time with your boo all to yourself. Ever since Venus moved into Taurus, you’re more focused on intimacy and being close with your partner, so making that decision to commit and DTR is likely this week.

If you’ve been in love forever:

This weekend finds you feeling bored with your boo. Patterns and routines make you feel like you’re stuck in a rut, and your relationship is going so smoothly that it makes you almost restless. Instead of starting drama, shake things up in your relationship by trying something (not someone) new in bed.

Taurus

         If you’re single AF:

This weekend, you’re challenged to be less stuck in your ways when you meet someone who’s completely not your type but still manages to awaken some serious thirst in you. Why not chat them up? Venus, planet of beauty, is in your sign now, so they’re probs very interested in you, too!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Expect the unexpected this weekend! Two very different scenarios may play out, and both are eye-opening and catch you off-guard. First, your flirtationship partner turns out to be way more invested than you thought and wants to make things official—yay!—or you find out someone on the side has been playing with your soon-to-be-ex-boo...

If you’ve been in love forever:

 

Your partner likely asked you on the first date, made all the first moves, and was the one to ask to make things official—exactly how you like things to go. Your relationship is due for a level-up (moving in together, marriage, kids, even!) but your boo is waiting for you to make the first move. Chatty Gemini season, starting Tuesday, is the best time to have a talk like this!

 

Gemini

        If you’re single AF:

You know you have game, and Friday night, you want nothing more than to bag a hottie for some fun, but it looks like work calls you in or there’s other urgent business to take care of. Luckily, your schedule is way more open for the rest of the weekend re: any spontaneous hookups. Oh, and happy almost-birthday, BTW! Your season starts on Tuesday!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You talk to your boo every day, go on dates, have great sex, and are pretty much exclusive, but you’re still shook by the idea of putting the label of “relationship” on your, well, relationship. Something as little as introducing them to the squad or putting their @ in your Insta bio means a lot to them, even if they aren’t telling you.

If you’ve been in love forever:

You need a partner who you’re never bored with, but lately, you’ve been feeling a little under-stimulated by them. Don’t worry—this week you’re caught off-guard by an extravagant date or a surprise new toy or position in the bedroom that reminds you why you’ve been together for so long.

Cancer

         If you’re single AF:

This Friday’s astro-forecast has a sexy Scorpio Moon with a chance of catching major feels for the hottie you run into when you're out with your friends. If you end up not getting lucky after a night of chasing tail, there’s still hope—a friend of a friend potentially runs into you on Saturday and you both hit it off immediately!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

This could be your lucky weekend—if you can build up the courage to ask your boo to make things official. Energetic Mars is in your sign now, meaning it’s your turn to take the reins in the relationship. Your partner is following your lead in and out of the bedroom this week.

If you’ve been together forever:

Action-packed Mars in your sign means you’re calling the shots now! Venus, planet of love, is in its favorite sign as well, supporting change and newness in your relationship this week. This could be something as easy as slapping on a pair of handcuffs or widening your dirty talk vocab if you’re really looking to add some new thrills to your bedroom.

Leo

        If you’re single AF:

The same old faces at your regular weekend spot are boring you lately, so why not try a new bar or club to go window shopping at this weekend? The amount of new (and cute!) faces may surprise you, and after connecting with a total dreamboat, you might start to wonder if this could be your new regular hangout.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Your job is stressful AF lately and you want nothing more than to just take it easy Friday night, so the only way you’re getting laid is if your boo comes over to Netflix and chill. Saturday’s Sagittarius Moon feels way more energetic (and pretty horny, too) and you realize that a great way to relieve your pent up stress is to f*ck it away!

If you’ve been in love forever:

A date night with your boo on Friday gets steamy fast, and after an especially passionate round of boning (thanks, Scorpio Moon), one of you introduces a pretty huge idea like marriage or starting a family during your routine pillow talk. Gemini season starting on Tuesday brings the perfect astrology to think it over, talk it out, and make a plan for the future of your relationship!

Virgo

      If you’re single AF:

Friday’s Scorpio Moon wants you to go out of the house and get out to the club, and before you know it, you’re connecting with a real cutie. Turns out they’re not local—they might be from a different country, even—and have to head home soon, but after getting their number or hooking up, they promise they’ll LYK the next time they’re around!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Your boo surprises you with a day trip or a night out at a brand new hangout spot this weekend. You’re usually the one to go out of your way for others, so this nice treat gives you even bigger heart-eyes for your boo than your already had. Don’t be surprised if they want to make things official once Gemini season starts Tuesday!

If you’ve been in love forever:

As the zodiac’s control freak, whenever anyone (including your boo) catches you off-guard or surprises you, you wig out! FYI: your boo leaves you shook this week—but for the best reasons. They pull all the stops on date night, blow you (away) in bed, and stun you with all their romantic vibes! JSYK, they might also be trying to butter you up before asking you something BIG—likely a relationship upgrade like moving in together or marriage!

Libra

         If you’re single AF:

As one of the flirtiest signs, you’re more than capable of bagging a cutie or two if you’re in the mood, but this weekend catches you off-guard when you’re the one being finessed! Not that you’re getting played or tricked, but someone might really sweep you off your feet and practically carry you to bed! There’s potential for a new relationship or FWB here.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re indecisive AF, and this gets you in trouble this week! Everything’s fine with your boo, but you feel like you want more excitement in the ‘ship or like something’s missing—you’re temped to scope out other options, but don’t give in just yet! It’s a passing mood and not worth damaging something good.

If you’ve been in love forever:

Buying a new plaything for the bedroom, introducing a Player Three to the mix, or switching positions leads to you and your boo having an absolute blast from finding a new favourite way to have fun. Gemini season, starting Tuesday, is all about trying new things, so this adventurous activity in bed can carry on all month long!

Scorpio

       If you’re single AF:

You want to meet someone new this Friday, but finding the courage to put yourself out there, go on that first date, or invite that cutie home to do isn’t easy for some reason. Don’t feel down—it’s just a mood, and by Saturday evening, you’re more confident again. There’s a bigger chance of running into someone stunning and going home with them, too!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re always suspicious about something, Scorpio. Lately, you feel like your boo is hiding something from you, or like you have something to hide from them, even if you can’t put your finger on it. This makes you distance yourself this weekend, which leads to intimacy issues and stress on your relationship, so try to stop being so paranoid! Gemini season, starting Tuesday, can help you talk things out and find your peace of mind.

If you’ve been in love forever:

Your emotions are deep and intense and this week your feels transform your relationship. Self-doubt or anxiety might cause you to lash out and hurt your boo’s feelings, but if you can open up (which isn’t easy for your secretive sign) and talk things out (Gemini season will help with that!), you can really strengthen your relationship, feel reassured in your partner’s love, and grow closer with them this weekend.

Sagittarius

       If you’re single AF:

You’re moody AF under Friday’s Scorpio Moon and work is a bigger headache than usual. Stay in—you deserve some me-time and self-lovin'! Tuesday is a lucky day for you, however! The Sun and Mercury (communication) team up as they enter Gemini (your chart’s relationship zone) and bring exciting encounters and new connections for your love/sex life!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re fine with the occasional date and love hooking up, but holding hands with your boo in public? No way. Telling others about your crush? Anxiety inducing! A relationship? A nightmare! Except now your partner is the only thing on your mind. You’re texting 25/8, hooking up more, and spending tons of time together this week, and as Gemini season goes on, your fear of commitment begins to disappear.

If you’ve been in love forever:

This week you’re craving something new to spice up your relationship, so you’re shopping for new lingerie, toys, maybe even a third person! This almost-rebellious attitude can lead to tons of fun, but remember your habit of overlooking details! You tend to do whatever TF you want without running it by others, so make sure you let your partner know before whipping out any surprises in bed.

Capricorn

          If you’re single AF:

Going out (or at the very least getting on Tinder) leads to making memorable new connections this weekend! If you’re looking to bang your latest match, go for it! Want to go on a date? Just ask! Mars just entered Cancer, which means tons of action for your sign for the next few weeks—enjoy!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

When you wake up to a sext or risqué snap from your boo on Saturday, you’re more than ready for some action and ask to meet up ASAP! Taurus season’s sensual energy makes for an unforgettable hookup, which you’ll need to get you through the upcoming Gemini season (aka the busiest month at work all year for your sign). It starts on Tuesday—good luck!

If you’ve been in love forever:

On the list of things your sign likes, you’ll find “routines” and “patterns” at the very top, so you really shock your partner (in the best way) when you try something new in bed this week! They wonder what’s gotten into you, but your new toy or technique distracts them with all the fun you two have with it.

Aquarius

         If you’re single AF:

Your weekend has plenty of time for going out, having fun, and maybe getting a few numbers from the cuties you run into! There are no major action or intense encounters in your horoscope, but when Gemini season starts on Tuesday, it marks the start of the most romantic, sexy, and fun month of the year for you!

           If you haven’t DTR yet:

As the sign of platonic relationships, you always treat everyone like a friend. That’s a great way to be, but lately, your boo has been wanting more romance from you! They might underperform in bed or just not be in the mood unless you’re able to open up a little soon. You’re way more intellectual than you are emotional, but this week helps you get in touch with your feels.

If you’ve been in love forever:

There might be trouble in paradise this weekend! Your partner thinks you’re taking things too slow, but you feel like things are moving too quickly. They want to talk marriage or starting a family, but you’re still adjusting to living together! Gemini season starts on Tuesday—once the astrology goes from fixed, earthy Taurus to compatible, airy Gemini, the two of you can talk it all over…if you make it that long!

Pisces

          If you’re single AF:

Putting yourself out there and finding your next hookup is a breeze, thanks to how confident you feel this weekend! A fellow regular at your favorite bar might become your newest crush after striking up a conversation. You can end up having a super deep talk, feel an intense connection, and before the week is over, you have a date or D appointment set up!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Mars in Cancer has you more horned up than you’re used to, and there are plenty of hotties sliding into your DMs while your partner is away! Don’t let your jacked-up sex drive lead you (or your situationship) into a sticky sitch that you can’t undo, no matter how fun it sounds in the moment!

If you’ve been in love forever:

You’re inspired you to share your thoughts about the future of your relationship, and it really wows your partner! Turns out, they’re feeling the love too! This, combined with Mars in Cancer boosting your sex drive and stamina for the next few weeks, makes for a great week and tons of action in your love life—in and out of the bedroom.