How to sneakily have sex while your parents are in the next room

Sure, being able to have sex without in an empty house is fun, but think about the thrill you experience when you know your parents are in the next room, and the hushed moans whispers echoing in the room. Sneaky sex is hot. Sneaky sex is sexy. It is nothing less than exhilarating. But it requires special skills to pull this off. Here's everything you should know if you are going to sneak in and get under the sheets with your partner. 

Timing is everything

If you and your partner have managed to sneak inside the room, kudos. Now, the next step is to wait for the right moment—the one when your parents are in deep slumber and won’t wake up even if the sky is falling down. You have fewer chances of grabbing their attention through the noise that you make this way. 

Avoid making noise

Use noise to disguise noise. This is the easiest, and the most tried and tested trick in the book. Play music, but not at a blaring volume, lest you wake your folks up. Ensure it’s just audible enough for them to think you’re listening to or watching something, and be careful to not be louder than the background sound. 

That sorts you out for the ambience, but there's also the bed squeaking that needs to be masked. And in our experience, the best and only way to avoid the squeaking of the bed makes is to avoid using it altogether. Use the floor instead; throw in a few pillows and place them strategically to avoid any pain in your lower back post the sesh. A handy pillow also means you can moan to your heart's content in it for when the big Os come by.   

Some safe positions on a sneaky mission is the good old 69—the moans are automatically silenced and there is little chance for the bed to shake. You can also try spooning (where both lie down facing the same side. It’s intimate and slow which just might be what you’re looking for) or scissoring (you face each other lying down so there’s eye contact here) or having one partner sitting upright while the other partner straddles (wrap your arms around their back and grind against them slowly). If you’re the adventurous and kinky type, try doggy style on the floor.