If Disney Couples Starred in Titanic

Aladdin should have wished for more lifeboats.

21 March, 2018
If Disney Couples Starred in "Titanic"

Snow White

Tarzan

King of the jungle, king of the world, etc. etc.

Hans & Elsa

No awk jokes about how Elsa got mad and made the iceberg happen, please. 

Pocahontas & John Smith

At least John Smith made it to the New World in the Disney movie (although of course, technically, Jack Dawson was American, so he'd been there too).

Tiana & Naveen

Steerage passengers had to deal with "hardly any rats," Jack explained over dinner. And just the one frog also!

Jasmine & Aladdin

I mean, when the flying carpet isn't at hand, sure.

Beauty & Beast

Belle is one of Jack's French girls, literally.

Mulan & Li Shang

Sleeping Beauty & Prince Philip

You're allowed a quick nap after that hot, sweaty car sex, Aurora, but no sleeping for decades, pls.

Rapunzel & Flynn Rider

Ariel & Eric

If Ariel hadn't been so set on having legs, things would have ended much better.

Cinderella & Prince Charming

But still, they "lived" happily ever after in the end ... sort of.  *Cries all the tears.*

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Credit: Cosmopolitan
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