King of the jungle, king of the world, etc. etc.
No awk jokes about how Elsa got mad and made the iceberg happen, please.
At least John Smith made it to the New World in the Disney movie (although of course, technically, Jack Dawson was American, so he'd been there too).
Steerage passengers had to deal with "hardly any rats," Jack explained over dinner. And just the one frog also!
I mean, when the flying carpet isn't at hand, sure.
Belle is one of Jack's French girls, literally.
You're allowed a quick nap after that hot, sweaty car sex, Aurora, but no sleeping for decades, pls.
If Ariel hadn't been so set on having legs, things would have ended much better.
But still, they "lived" happily ever after in the end ... sort of. *Cries all the tears.*
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